Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[TheFryingDutchman]

@TheFryingDutchman

You’re squad is an embarrassment

Yea we're shyt this year

I honestly thought we lose 5-nil and was shocked we scored (of course they were PKs) we still got the German cup though







Until we get knocked out of that

 

[THEREALBRAND]

 

[Teal.]

I went to bed last night thinking man city lost after that red card and MAN City won with 10 men?

 

[Wudo75]

My article in german... Summary: The tie reminded me of our game 2001 against Real (with Figo, Raul, Robero Carlos, Guti) where we won 1:0 at Bernabeu because of a mistake by Casillas. Hitzfeld parked the bus back then with Andersson, Kuffour, Linke, Sagnol. Lizarazu, Jeremies, Hassan... We weren't the best team in Europe and we've won. Hell yeah, we weren't the best team in the Bundesliga and we've won it in the last minute. We had many experienced players back then and a very good chemistry. Like now. But the real test for Kovac is coming at the Allianz Arena. If he can develop his bad ball movement and position play and mix it with the defensive level from yesterday we can win it all. If not we'll not get over Liverpool and Dortmund.

Kovac mauert sich gegen Liverpool zum Erfolg, doch der Schein trügt

 

[Wudo75]

Yea we're shyt this year

I honestly thought we lose 5-nil and was shocked we scored (of course they were PKs) we still got the German cup though

The cup is bavarian this year, sorry bro

 

[The axe murderer]

You do

Where ya'll at

Juve got way too many runner ups

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Twice now?

Everyone's house gets robbed in Liverpool, apart from Duncan Ferguson's.

Duncan Ferguson fights off two intruders

the old Busquets move

How you gunna forget Chiellini? Chiellini has a PhD in shenanigans

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Juve got way too many runner ups

Because Uefa don't phuck with the old bytch.

 

[TobiOT]

Everyone's house gets robbed in Liverpool, apart from Duncan Ferguson's.

Duncan Ferguson fights off two intruders

One of the robbers went to hospital

Then read that 2 years after that some idiot tried jacking him and he also got hospitalised

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

One of the robbers went to hospital

Then read that 2 years after that some idiot tried jacking him and he also got hospitalised

Big Dunc don't phuck about, he doesn't discriminate either

Players, Policemen, Taxi Drivers, Thieves and the Crippled, you piss off Big Dunc

 

[TobiOT]

Damn man

A Manchester City fan is in a critical condition in hospital after he was assaulted following their Champions League win over Schalke in Germany.

German police said the 32-year-old man suffered a serious head injury in a violent confrontation with two Schalke supporters inside the Veltins Arena.

"In the skirmish, he received a blow from a fist which knocked him to the floor," police said.

"In falling, he suffered a massive trauma to his skull and brain."

The police statement said the man was treated at the stadium before being taken to a local hospital.

It added: "He remains in acute danger of his life at the present time."

The man's family are being supported by Greater Manchester Police, and members of City staff who have stayed in Germany.

Hope he pulls through

 

[THEREALBRAND]

I don’t hate Arsenal, but I’m praying for some AFTV f#ckery today.

 

[TobiOT]

Pray for some Bate/Arsenal fukkery. But we know that won't happen

Edit*
Not even been 5 minutes but we do get fukkery

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Pray for some Bate/Arsenal fukkery. But we know that won't happen

Edit*
Not even been 5 minutes but we do get fukkery

Arsenal about to lose in a PSO

 

[TobiOT]

Forgot about Celtic