Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Dak Pickscott]

Knew that was bound to happen mc dominating time of possession

 

[Ukbrotha]

Coooooon Agueroooo

Lol..harsh.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Aguero to score at the Etihad vs Liverpool is the most odds on bet ever.

 

[analog]

To finish from that angle

 

[bigdaddy88]

this midfield aint working but aight, and trent is getting abuse out here

 

[J Money]

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Liverpool will have to show something in the second half. This is a good challenge for them though. Down a goal, away, let's see if they're really title contenders.

 

[BlackBall]

@ Kompany calling salah a p*ssy

He’s not wrong

 

[Roberto Firmino]

If you don't, he will move. He did it at Chelsea, which means he'll do it again, if he doesn't get his opportunities.

There’s a reason we didn’t strengthen there in the summer and won’t this window either, he is most definitely in Kloppo’s plans

 

[Yayo Toure]

D

Because:

• Of the unintelligible accent
• Theykeep baning on about past glories
• Brookside was shyt
  
• They, for some apparent reason, dominate the football punditry scene in England
• The whole Luis Suarez affair
• They had a reputation of stealing hubcaps off cars
• The Beatles were overrated
• They wear neon coloured shell suits with pornstar moustaches and jewfros

Don't forget the murder of Juventus fans that resulted in all Englsh teams being banned from Europe.

Or the reverse gentrifying of the area around anfield so they could expand the ground.

But I'm gonna wait till the season is up.

 

[African_brehda]

I've had that city defensive moment happen to me playing fifa before. Nearly broke my controller.



City look clownshoes at the back. Liverpool likely to score with their next attack.

Watching the ball roll in while your players just fall over each other

Was drawing 2-2 with my homie and this happened in the last minute. I almost died

 

[bigdaddy88]

need keita or shaquiri , outside of counters these nikkas cant do crap. midfield works hard but none of them dudes are a threat to make a killer pass or beat several defenders in one run

 

[Montez]

Don't think I've heard Firmino be so quiet.

 

[TobiOT]

 

[Ukbrotha]

Kompany could have easily copped a red for that challenge.