Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Quarterback]

fukkin jozy man

indefensible

 

[Yayo Toure]

waits for @yoyoyo....I mean @Walk The Dog to for another shytty Altidore showing.

 

[Quarterback]

it was literally his only chance in 2 games and he did that

if he had regular chances it might just be a bad miss, but sunderland strikers literally get chances like that once every three games so it's magnified 100x


the ball WAS hit a bit behind him though

looked easy but wasnt

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Why is Kate Upton doing commercials for a shytty mobile game app

Must have really got paid

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

it was literally his only chance in 2 games and he did that

if he had regular chances it might just be a bad miss, but sunderland strikers literally get chances like that once every three games so it's magnified 100x


the ball WAS hit a bit behind him though

looked easy but wasnt

 

[Quarterback]

Why is Kate Upton doing commercials for a shytty mobile game app

Must have really got paid

pisses me off every time i see it. part of the simp culture? hopeless geek culture?

oh look theres kate upton with her t*ts out telling us to play some game, if kate upton plays this game maybe i have a chance with that spongebob shaped bytch!! *clicks purchase*

 

[Yayo Toure]

it was literally his only chance in 2 games and he did that

if he had regular chances it might just be a bad miss, but sunderland strikers literally get chances like that once every three games so it's magnified 100x


the ball WAS hit a bit behind him though

looked easy but wasnt

never on schedule but always on time.

 

[Quarterback]

never on schedule but always on time.

slow it down to -3x slow motion like i did, you'll see the bounce and spin on the ball that put him off

you're just biased

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

pisses me off every time i see it. part of the simp culture? hopeless geek culture?

oh look theres kate upton with her t*ts out telling us to play some game, if kate upton plays this game maybe i have a chance with that spongebob shaped bytch!! *clicks purchase*

I think it's aimed at the dudes who buy sports illustrated swimsuit joints

Either way it does feel vaguely insulting, like Hardee's / Carl's Jr. ads. Just cause it's not even a subtle or tasteful use of sex in advertising. t*ts bouncing everywhere, chicks who make a career off being symbols etc.

 

[SCORCH]

pisses me off every time i see it. part of the simp culture? hopeless geek culture?

oh look theres kate upton with her t*ts out telling us to play some game, if kate upton plays this game maybe i have a chance with that spongebob shaped bytch!! *clicks purchase*

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Southampton's fall off

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Getafe

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Ehhh the line up isn't tooooo bad comsidering

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Ehhh the line up isn't tooooo bad comsidering

Koscielny injured again?

 

[Quarterback]

Auckland City beating the African champions