Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Big Blue]

Wrong thread

 

[Grams]

Posting this now cause the whole SW is as excited as I am and we finna go smash up Newark tonight

You mean smashing up Ironbound

 

[Montez]

Rodgers is smashing this tonight

 

[mastermind]

Rodgers is smashing this tonight

and signing him tomorrow

 

[mastermind]

Gabby got leaked

I may have to goto work :wowjb:

 

[Montez]

Gabby got leaked

I may have to goto work :wowjb:

She is a beautiful theaux

 

[mastermind]

that bytch bad. She got the classiest nudes tho

 

[concise]

that bytch bad. She got the classiest nudes tho

That's exactly what makes it

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Gabby got leaked

I may have to goto work :wowjb:

Gabby Douglas? :avbehh:

 

[mastermind]

That's exactly what makes it

fair enough

but that skin and those ass cheeks (didnt fap over it tho)

Gabby Douglas? :avbehh:

Gabby Union ​

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Gabby Union ​

 

[Roaden Polynice]

On another note. I vehemently advise against making Ray Rice/NFL jokes in front of women.

I was talking to a random tonight and everything was going swimmingly, and she seemed rather engaged, when I noticed she was wearing a bandana of an NFL team. I can't remember which, but I was like, "Oh, what's that on your bandana?"

And she said the team name, very proudly I might add, and went on to recite the years they had won the super bowl, when her friend corrected her and told her the year they actually won the super bowl, and she was like, "Shh, he doesn't know that "

And I was like, "It's true I don't watch football. But perhaps Goodell was right in his punishment of Ray Rice. Despite the 45% fan base this proves amply that you don't know what you guys are talking about and you really don't matter " (which looking back isn't really all that scathing or sensical, I really thought I was on that A-1 joke game. Definitely went full coli )

My friend immediately went from:

And of course the girl went off talking about the ban and how the whole thing was bullshyt and flipped on me.

Upon which I added: "I was just making light of the seriously misogynistic characteristics of the league :damngoodcoffee:"

But that wasn't enough to turn things around. Hence, I am here posting on the coli :ffs:

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Falcao starting :falcaotalk:

Mata dropped instead of Rvp though :sasdisgust:

 

[dappadonna]

Cassano's a bad boy player

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Falcao starting :falcaotalk:

Mata dropped instead of Rvp though :sasdisgust:

I actually would've preferred Rooney dropped.