African hoodrat screaming on the train had me in tears
was fine as fucc tho
"So wee-a sopozed tew cum all de wey tew plumstead and den cum back..CUM EN BRUV!
..en secumdli...i em not yur knee-gah!?
Alrite den i will re-membah dat
"
Also Was on the train at st pancreas this morning and i swear down on my life heard a white woman ask her son twice "what do you do with a jumbo sized dikk?" I was like
...i think she was reading the dear diedre section of the newspapers