Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[thatrapsfan]

@SCORCH Eid Mubarak akh.

 

[yoyoyo1]

is "Eid Mubarak to my Muslim nikkas" too insensitive a facebook status or nah?

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Fellow anti-dapists.

Do not pay heed to the proclamations of @Liu Kang

This man is a heretic, a coxcomb, and a homosexual. A scoundrel who is the most powerful dapitalist ever seen on this board.

You read the panic in his posts, the creeping realization that his innumerable daps don't matter.

His aim is to be skeptical and to fragment. He can't be convinced, he knows the answers to the questions he poses, beware.

 

[yoyoyo1]

By the way @yoyoyo1, I'd support you if you were to somehow be the head of the anti-dapitalism movement

I pull strings from the background, I'm not trying to "catch a hot one to the dome no homo" being the face of anything

 

[mastermind]

You ready for when we sign Vidal or Carvalho or Pogba?

that anger that will come

 

[mastermind]

Oh yeah, one of my sister's friend was called a negro bedwench on here. She apparently posted shyt on FB and was real sad about the comments. I was like The Coli huh never heard of it.

People know I post on here, but have no idea what my name is.

Only @horse knows a rack of people that may potentially know me outside of here.

@frush knows a few as well.

 

[dennis roadman]

We can do this?

@cook make me undappable breh.

Rid me of these painful and bothersome dap lesions! Soothe my soul and balm my scars dear lord for these transgressions of the dapitalists have turned me wicked! Get from me dapitalists, get from me!!

Return us to our inherent state of dapless perfection dear lord, for it is written

@cook make me undappable as well. :wowjb:

@cook please and make me undappable too


@Liu Kang wouldn't it make more sense of the people taking part had bad dap ratios? I'm the only one that's not close to 1, everyone else is a very dapspected member of this online community

Fellow anti-dapists.

Do not pay heed to the proclamations of @Liu Kang

This man is a heretic, a coxcomb, and a homosexual. A scoundrel who is the most powerful dapitalist ever seen on this board.

You read the panic in his posts, the creeping realization that his innumerable daps don't matter.

His aim is to be skeptical and to fragment. He can't be convinced, he knows the answers to the questions he poses, beware.

good posts guys. here's a gif that represents how i feel about them

pretty accurate
@cook i too want to be undappable. bathe me in the waters of lake colitonka pause

 

[dennis roadman]

People know I post on here, but have no idea what my name is.

Only @horse knows a rack of people that may potentially know me outside of here.

@frush knows a few as well.

i wont tell nobody bout the pegging

 

[thatrapsfan]

Watching the Commonwealth Games and you get the feeling its the best the track world has to display. No Americans, no problem

 

[mastermind]

i wont tell nobody bout the pegging

Chill, I havent and dont want to be pegged

 

[dennis roadman]

Chill, I havent and dont want to be pegged

not even by some bad arabial chick with a doctorate dressed like big bird?

 

[mastermind]

not even by some bad arabial chick with a doctorate dressed like big bird?

hell no!
















now if you said dressed like Mr. Snuffleupagus

 

[Liu Kang]

 

[cook]

undapabilty is not possible

 

[dennis roadman]

hell no!







now if you said dressed like Mr. Snuffleupagus

good post