Take soccer out the title
Take soccer out the title
yeah, she was sexy as hell in that movie.Watching Wildcats with Goldie Hawn, I gotta say, she look right in that flick. She didn't all that well, but in her prime
And Nippy Russell is
Manchester United are hoping to derail Arsenal's bid to sign Nuri Sahin, 23, from Real Madrid on loan by making an offer to buy him outright.
Full story: Metro
Meanwhile, the Reds have agreed a £30m deal for Brazil's Lucas Moura, 19, and are looking to press ahead with their move for Robin van Persie.
Full story: Mail on Sunday
Midfielder Santi Cazorla is poised to finalise his move to Arsenal
Arsenal are hopeful Van Persie will stay at the club after the Dutchman was impressed by efforts to improve the squad.
Full story: Daily Star Sunday
Aston Villa's new signing Ron Vlaar has urged Dutch team-mate Van Persie not to join Juventus as it was the Arsenal striker who persuaded him to move to England.
Full story: Mail on Sunday
Santi Cazorla has met his new Arsenal team-mates after the 27-year-old midfielder passed a medical and finalised a £20m move from Malaga.
Full story: Sunday Mirror
Manchester City are considering making a move for 23-year-old Swansea City and Team GB winger Scott Sinclair.
Full story: Sunday Mirror
Meanwhile, Manchester City's Nigel de Jong, 27, is being tracked by Arsenal and Inter Milan as both clubs look to bolster their midfield.
Full story: Footy Latest
Nigel de Jong has a year left on his current Manchester City contract
Tottenham are losing patience with Emmanuel Adebayor and are switching their interest to Brazilian striker Leandro Damiao, 23.
Full story: Sunday Mirror
Brendan Rodgers wants to bring Swansea defender Ashley Williams, 28, to Liverpool as a replacement for Manchester City target Daniel Agger.
Full story: Mail on Sunday
Swedish international Rasmus Elm, 24, has revealed that Liverpool were chasing his signature this summer before he moved to CSKA Moscow.
Full story: insidefutbol.com
West Ham lead the race for 24-year-old Evian ace Yannick Sagbo. The striker has also had approaches from Fulham, Wolfsburg and Marseille.
Full story: the Sun
Liverpool have made a £12.5m offer for 21-year-old Bologna winger Gaston Ramirez.
Full story: Evening Standard
OTHER GOSSIP
Ashley Cole wants to be paid £200,000 a week at Chelsea, with Real Madrid and Paris St Germain monitoring the 31-year-old England defender's situation.
Full story: Daily Star Sunday
Ashley Cole's contract at Chelsea expires at the end of the 2012-13 season
Roberto Di Matteo will crack the whip with his Chelsea players after they lost 3-1 to Brighton in a pre-season friendly.
Full story: the Sun
Randy Lerner may listen to offers for Aston Villa following the $1bn sale of his American football team, the Cleveland Browns.
Full story: Sunday Express
Newcastle United risk losing out on Dutch international Vurnon Anita, 23, after Ajax offered the midfielder a bumper new deal.
Full story: the Sun
AND FINALLY
Northern Premier League side Kendal United have signed a sponsorship deal with a company which makes fake beards.
Full story: Metro
He saw old enemy Jens Lehmann brought out of retirement from the commentary box to go in ahead of him, and spent last season as the clubs forgotten man. [Ed. Note: Attn. Pulitzer's, we're gonna need bigger Pulitzer's!]
After Arsenal, I just wanted to go to a place where I feel wanted, respected and loved, and made to feel like a good goalkeeper again, said Almunia. Thats what I have found at Watford. [Ed. Note: HAHA]
On my first day at *Watford, the captain, John Eustace, came to me and said, We needed a good goalkeeper and we are lucky you are here. That made me feel proud and good about *myself. [Ed. note: ]
As a person, I always felt loved and respected at Arsenal, but as a player it is different. When you dont play you dont feel wanted or loved and your self-belief goes down.
Once you stop being with the team every weekend and travelling with the team, people forget you.
Almunia still regrets the decision he believes cost him his Arsenal *career, when he played on with an elbow injury after saving a penalty against West Brom, but eventually let three soft goals in.
I have big regrets about that game because maybe if I had stopped playing I would have played many more games for *Arsenal, said Almunia. [Ed. Note: You need more people]
It was such a difficult time. At half-time I had been so happy about saving a penalty, but everything then went wrong for me, and I couldnt understand why.
It was so, so hard to cope with. One day you are number one and *everybody wants you, and the next day you disappear. I am quite a *sensitive person and I am not good in the bad moments. [Ed. Note: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a shytty goalkeeper for Watford]
YOLO
Waiting for more concrete sources but if true, gawd squad strikes again
Oh please Ron Vlaar da gawd is holding talks with RVP.
If anything it's 2nd place lock for Arsenal at this point. With a little luck and ingenuity, legitimate title challenge to early April (<--I just wanted to use that. Dunno who the fukk Stevie J is)