Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[concise]

Never heard Rosario speak before. Why does he have an anglophone Carribean accent?

Guyanese descent.


And he's a Rasta, too.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Seriously, why isn't Darts in the olympics?

If shooting, archery etc can be in why can't darts?

It would be 3 guaranteed medals for us ffs.

I was wondering that the other day too. But then that would lead people to ask for pool and snooker, or table shuffleboard...if you give a moose a muffin and all that.

I think futsal could work in the olympics though

 

[Gilver]

I was wondering that the other day too. But then that would lead people to ask for pool and snooker, or table shuffleboard...if you give a moose a muffin and all that.

I think futsal could work in the olympics though

Pool probably should be. Maybe not snooker, takes too long.

The skill of top darts players is incredible, even if they are proper fatties.

 

[KOTK]

They let darts players in then they'll have to stick another digit on that durex order. I hear those folks like to GO.

 

[mastermind]

They let darts players in then they'll have to stick another digit on that durex order. I hear those folks like to GO.

im sure all those divers and track stars would be fighting to get their first crack at Phil Taylor and co

 

[KOTK]

im sure all those divers and track stars would be fighting to get their first crack at Phil Taylor and co

THE POWER

"I've never seen anything like it before in my life," said Usain Bolt. "Just streams of womewn coming out of the darts players rooms, covered in booze and reeking of tobacco." Dwayne Chambers added "It's crazy! This is no way to treat the Olympics. I even saw some with handfuls of lottery tickets."

 

[Gilver]

I don't like Phil Taylor but i concede he's one of the greatest sportsmen of our time.

Up there with Tiger Woods, Roger Federer etc

 

[mastermind]

THE POWER

"I've never seen anything like it before in my life," said Usain Bolt. "Just streams of womewn coming out of the darts players rooms, covered in booze and reeking of tobacco." Dwayne Chambers added "It's crazy! This is no way to treat the Olympics. I even saw some with handfuls of lottery tickets."

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

Even chambers knows about having to cut up lottery tickets to make your own wraps.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

This Spanish midfield...needs more Thiago

AVB's little brother has been alright though

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

This Spanish midfield...needs more Thiago

AVB's little brother has been alright though

Im shocked he aint in the squad.


C'mon u Edmunds. If Japs win, hopefully Edmund will go fully blind

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

See what your fukkery @ the back has gotten u Spain

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Spain looking horrible.

Ha, red card.

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

Did Japan use one of their overages on Honda?

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Where can I watch the games brehs