Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!
Scottie Drippin
Should Never Mention Me
I'm quite clearly pulling your card, good sir.Yeah but I dont be in the colliseum so I dont care plus that particular quote makes me look gangster which is good for my e rep on these e skreets.
PULLING YOUR CARD, BEING UNSATISFIED WITH ITS WORTH, AND ASKING THE DEALER FOR ANOTHER.
GOOD DAY.
Scottie Drippin
Should Never Mention Me
I don't really have the time to be e-thuggin like that brehdrin. If you pop off it'll be a number of business days until I can return in kind.
But trust
You kind will be returned
In QUITE the unkind manner
But trust
You kind will be returned
In QUITE the unkind manner
Grams
Grams Grands Gucci G'd Up
Using footballsoccer analogies for every day life >>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hooking up your breh with a pontential ting = through ball
Getting a good grade on a test/exam you thought you failed = 2012 Chelsea
The window of opportunity you have to bag a girl before it's too late = transfer window
When a girl makes the first move and/or offers sex first = free transfer
Speedwalking to the last seat on the bus while someone's tryna do the same = 50/50 ball
The boyfriend who's preventing you from securing a ting = goalie
Talking to a "young" girl = looking towards your youth team
Talking yourself out of the p*ssy, job, potential network = own goal
When you think a girl is perfect but you find out she has horrible personality traits = failing the medical
Attractive girl you're thirsting over = transfer target
Coming out clean in an awkward situation = chest control
When someone drops that ETHER = two footed tackle
Asking a girl out when you know she's most likely gonna reject you = long ball
When someone is being disrespectful = offside
Being clever/witty real quick = one touch finish
Taking a slight L to save yourself from a bigger L = professional foul
Saving yourself from a potential L at the last possible minute = goal line clearance
I'm wavy brehs allow me. I hope I get a rete tonight
Hooking up your breh with a pontential ting = through ball
Getting a good grade on a test/exam you thought you failed = 2012 Chelsea
The window of opportunity you have to bag a girl before it's too late = transfer window
When a girl makes the first move and/or offers sex first = free transfer
Speedwalking to the last seat on the bus while someone's tryna do the same = 50/50 ball
The boyfriend who's preventing you from securing a ting = goalie
Talking to a "young" girl = looking towards your youth team
Talking yourself out of the p*ssy, job, potential network = own goal
When you think a girl is perfect but you find out she has horrible personality traits = failing the medical
Attractive girl you're thirsting over = transfer target
Coming out clean in an awkward situation = chest control
When someone drops that ETHER = two footed tackle
Asking a girl out when you know she's most likely gonna reject you = long ball
When someone is being disrespectful = offside
Being clever/witty real quick = one touch finish
Taking a slight L to save yourself from a bigger L = professional foul
Saving yourself from a potential L at the last possible minute = goal line clearance
I'm wavy brehs allow me. I hope I get a rete tonight
Using footballsoccer analogies for every day life >>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hooking up your breh with a pontential ting = through ball
Getting a good grade on a test/exam you thought you failed = 2012 Chelsea
The window of opportunity you have to bag a girl before it's too late = transfer window
When a girl makes the first move and/or offers sex first = free transfer
Speedwalking to the last seat on the bus while someone's tryna do the same = 50/50 ball
The boyfriend who's preventing you from securing a ting = goalie
Talking to a "young" girl = looking towards your youth team
Talking yourself out of the p*ssy, job, potential network = own goal
When you think a girl is perfect but you find out she has horrible personality traits = failing the medical
Attractive girl you're thirsting over = transfer target
Coming out clean in an awkward situation = chest control
When someone drops that ETHER = two footed tackle
Asking a girl out when you know she's most likely gonna reject you = long ball
When someone is being disrespectful = offside
Being clever/witty real quick = one touch finish
Taking a slight L to save yourself from a bigger L = professional foul
Saving yourself from a potential L at the last possible minute = goal line clearance
I'm wavy brehs allow me. I hope I get a rete tonight
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
When a gaggle of unattractive women walk by - Group of Death
Breaking up with a broad with no breakup sex - Bosman
Send a dikk pick to a girl with a man - Tapping Up
When you run a joke into the ground on a message board - Fergie Time
*drops mic*
Breaking up with a broad with no breakup sex - Bosman
Send a dikk pick to a girl with a man - Tapping Up
When you run a joke into the ground on a message board - Fergie Time
*drops mic*
Grams
Grams Grands Gucci G'd Up
Moyes Time
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
when you're putting the condom on and she's already got two fingers up her = own goal
cause like, she put it in her self, herself m8s
telling a girl you definitely want to bang that she's just "ok" = mourinho press conference
cause like, she put it in her self, herself m8s
telling a girl you definitely want to bang that she's just "ok" = mourinho press conference
Naughton marking Schurle 
Dawson vs Torres
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
Dawson is gonna look great tomorrow
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
Daylight savings time this weekend
Though more light at night, I ain't even mad
Though more light at night, I ain't even mad
