Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[dennis roadman]

Fam I beg you wait until the end of the season :mitraillette:

Fam I beg you don't do this to yourself again

IM SICK FAM IM ABSOLUTELY SICK

 

[Roaden Polynice]

shoulda joined the black law school community of DC

you'd be eating habesha women like injera

ps i've noticed your disgust of ed gizzle and ronan farrow and i think it's hilarious

I really do hate them both.

I'm telling you, there's a skit somewhere in Ronan Farrow's life...my comment from the guardian:

I've always felt that Ronan Farrow was some sort of Marvel Comic Book hero. Not one of the good ones, a shytty one one of the writers made up when they were bored.

"The son of Mia Farrow and either Woody Allen or Frank Sinatra. A millionaire by birthright and graduated college by 12, a member of the New York State Bar by 18, his bullshyt job titles are numerous like, Special Adviser for Humanitarian and NGO Affairs in the Office of the Special Representative for Afghanistan and Pakistan, and he knows Hillary Clinton, it's the adventures of NEPOTISM BOY! Join us this week as Nepotism Boy teams up with Jaden Smith to tweet about millennials and other deep things about the world to prove older people are wrong about their generation"

 

[EQ.]

brehs, Sanogo's struggle was real ​

"Birthdays was the worst days "​

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I've changed my tactic with talking to broads lately to being mad straightforward. I've just been walking to girls in the bar on some Gosling Gangster Squad shyt like, "I'm really attracted to you bae "

Or some variation of that. Thing with that tactic is that is crosses over to simpery and weirdness mad quick.


So far I've been 0 for 165 :ffs:

Might just go back to me liquid courage striking up a random convo at the bar "Hey, did you know they're selling alcohol over here?!"

 

[Grams]

I've changed my tactic with talking to broads lately to being mad straightforward. I've just been walking to girls in the bar on some Gosling Gangster Squad shyt like, "I'm really attracted to you bae "

Or some variation of that. Thing with that tactic is that is crosses over to simpery and weirdness mad quick.


So far I've been 0 for 165 :ffs:

Might just go back to me liquid courage striking up a random convo at the bar "Hey, did you know they're selling alcohol over here?!"

Man like Penfield ya kno

The girl I been obsessing over was on twitter talking about how she can't get any man to go out with her on some date night shyt. So I'm sitting here like brehs are rejecting this girl left and right and I'm too shook to try and bag? I'm giving myself the as I type this. I used to be "hi I'm grams what's your name?"(I don't actually say what's your name I let her say it) steez but I'm about to be on some straight misogynistic shyt and see how that goes for me.

 

[mastermind]

That's several stops before the stadium in Jersey City. 5 Guys is not worth 2 fares, breh.

It's across the street from the stadium. I know because it's by that garage.

 

[mastermind]

The not caring with these bytches swag I'm on. brehs

 

[concise]

It's across the street from the stadium. I know because it's by that garage.

The old warehouse?

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Man like Penfield ya kno

The girl I been obsessing over was on twitter talking about how she can't get any man to go out with her on some date night shyt. So I'm sitting here like brehs are rejecting this girl left and right and I'm too shook to try and bag? I'm giving myself the as I type this. I used to be "hi I'm grams what's your name?"(I don't actually say what's your name I let her say it) steez but I'm about to be on some straight misogynistic shyt and see how that goes for me.

Could work

The "I'm attracted to you" actually sorta works but I started thinking about how someone would feel if they got that. It was a bunch of empathic shyt. It didn't jive with me

Tonight I went to some massive costume party and dressed in the gayest, campest garb I could find. I looked like a Liberace ornament. Walked down Bourbon looking nikkas in the eyes which, deep down I was sorta shook , because it was definitely the "I'm fronting like I'm hard but I look gay as fukk" look made popular in the 80s.

See:

but I talked to a lot of babes

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

^^^^^^^
man like penfield

 

[yoyoyo1]

Jozmer not even in the 18. Disappointing to see

pick your attack for a cup final based on garbage time brehs



Poyet just as reactionary as the English fans, and surprisingly two-faced. Just 2 weeks ago he was praising Jozy for his play "he's the guy for me" etc and 1 postponed game, 1 fa cup with no first teamers involved, and an away loss to arsenal later, doesn't even have him on the bench? of all times to do it, he didn't even have a chance to show how shyt he was since then

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Jozmer not even in the 18. Disappointing to see

pick your attack for a cup final based on garbage time brehs

Poyet just as reactionary as the English fans, and surprisingly two-faced. Just 2 weeks ago he was praising Jozy for his play "he's the guy for me" etc and 1 postponed game, 1 fa cup with no first teamers involved, and an away loss to arsenal later, doesn't even have him on the bench? of all times to do it, he didn't even have a chance to show how shyt he was since then

I tried to tell man poyet was a wasteman/c00n from when he said evra should've just took it and got on with it like he did...from then on i've prayed for his downfall

on another note



..I feel his pain, but still, you're being video'd mate, save that tear sh1t for the car journey back lol

 

[yoyoyo1]

even Sunderland fans who blame him for everything surprised

"he's useless but he deserves to be there"



but Seb Larsson in his place and a guy with 0 forward starts pushed up front

hey, it worked for us when we were down 4-0 to Arsenal, why not now

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

even Sunderland fans who blame him for everything surprised

"he's useless but he deserves to be there"



but Seb Larsson in his place and a guy with 0 forward starts pushed up front

hey, it worked for us when we were down 4-0 to Arsenal, why not now

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

BORINI!