Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[phillycavsfan]

Sakho

 

[yoyoyo1]

do you REALIZE liverpool's scores at home the last 6 games? its insane

3-1, 4-1, 4-0, 5-1, 4-1, 3-1 (current)

not even city will have scored 4 in 5 consecutive home games, if liverpool get another one

 

[yoyoyo1]

no wonder I'm 22nd in the fantasy league, I've had Altidore, Dzeko, Walcott in

jozy about to go on a run though

 

[phillycavsfan]

Skrtel fouling like shyt in the box.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

What oppression?

By the elite

 

[Liu Kang]

BPoTW right here

They killing it wit all those diff versions.

We carry knives you know, big, fukk-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. shyt 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

Don't yall call knives, "shanks" ?

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Abso is OFT's very own hipster

That mise en abyme

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

They killing it wit all those diff versions.

Don't yall call knives, "shanks" ?

We have a lot of slang names for things over hurrr. Shank is Americano & is more of the actual doing with the knife then name for it IMO

Knife - stanley, chiv, blade, drum & fife , bora

 

[unstoppable589]

hart starting his first league game in months

 

[NSSVO]

Decent starting lineup besides that half breed Chris Smalling.

 

[dennis roadman]

Decent starting lineup besides that half breed Chris Smalling.

cut this soccer shyt out, we're talkin in here

 

[NSSVO]

cut this soccer shyt out, we're talkin in here

No you guys don't. I do, shut the fukk up.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

we are playing faster football recently

good to see

 

[yoyoyo1]

was that THE perfect goal from yaya?

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Yaya best CM in the world.

 

[gho3st]