Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[dennis roadman]

btw @Equanimity do you guys get Globo in the UK?

you should definitely pay for it

 

[EQ.]

btw @Equanimity do you guys get Globo in the UK?

you should definitely pay for it

you mean to tell me that his Globo network shows bad brazilan bishes daily?


i get all my gif piff from @porque and @Ricky Church

 

[yoyoyo1]

whast that show with the white haired dude with glasses every weekend? i used to watch that sometimes when i had globo. faustao i think it was

 

[yoyoyo1]

this girl that ive been talking about with the sexts/snapchats brehs? bytch is teasing me with these pics/clips, talking about she doesnt want to 'show me evrything til im in front of you' . bytch sent me something today out of the blue that got my knees weak.. and guess what she's coming to town in 3 weeks. i am going to to like a motherfukker

 

[dennis roadman]

you mean to tell me that his Globo network shows bad brazilan bishes daily?


i get all my gif piff from @porque and @Ricky Church

talk shows in brazil are like in the US and UK but with an intersplicing of big tiddied vagabundas running in high heels carrying eggs in spoons

nah that's lit'r'lly what i seen last time i watched em m8

if you get another channel called SBT, they got this show called Ratinho Ratinho da gawd

 

[Grams]

this girl that ive been talking about with the sexts/snapchats brehs? bytch is teasing me with these pics/clips, talking about she doesnt want to 'show me evrything til im in front of you' . bytch sent me something today out of the blue that got my knees weak.. and guess what she's coming to town in 3 weeks. i am going to to like a motherfukker

Must be nice

 

[dennis roadman]

this girl that ive been talking about with the sexts/snapchats brehs? bytch is teasing me with these pics/clips, talking about she doesnt want to 'show me evrything til im in front of you' . bytch sent me something today out of the blue that got my knees weak.. and guess what she's coming to town in 3 weeks. i am going to to like a motherfukker

coli jinx

 

[EQ.]

@yoyoyo1 get at @ghost305 he got the hook up on exotic oils (guava/apricot/blood orange) that you can rub on the new girl.....bishes love exotic oils breh

 

[Scottie Drippin]

@yoyoyo1 get at @ghost305 he got the hook up on exotic oils (guava/apricot/blood orange) that you can rub on the new girl.....bishes love exotic oils breh

Those bytches are gonna get lathered in cocoa butter and be happy with it

 

[Sam Peel]

man really thought we didn't know?

 

[Montez]

is Pato any good now?

 

[OneManGang]

is Pato any good now?

Honestly, with the kind of service he'll be getting....all we need is his speed and creativity in the box and I think he will be a success should we pull it off. If he is 1/5 like he was in Milan, its a

 

[TTT]

Gravesen eating good

The international midfielder got to play for massive clubs like [URL='http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/everton/']Everton

, Real Madrid, Hamburg and Celtic and represented Denmark at the World Cup and European Championships.

Coming off that cloud and into retirement would be tough for most players, especially as Gravesen called it quits at the age of just 32 in 2009.

At the time he was blasted by the Danish press for throwing his life away. He was in a relationship with a porn star called Kira Eggers and comment pieces in the country suggest he was washed up and on a slippery slope to ruin.

However, Gravesen has proved all his doubters wrong and then some.

According to Danish newspaper BT, Gravesen invested his career earnings in a number of financial businesses and struck the jackpot.

He is now worth over €100m (£82.61m –about enough to bid for Gareth Bale) and has just announced his second 'retirement' at the age of 37.

How is going to spend this retirement? Well he has just moved to Las Vegas with his latest squeeze - stunning Czech-born American model Kamila Persse - where he plans to spend the rest of his days living the life of luxury and indulging in his passion for gambling.

According to the paper: poker, roulette and blackjack are amongst his favourite games.

It might be tough to recreate the buzz of the Premier League or the Bernabeu but as silver medals go – it doesn't sound too bad!

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http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/thomas-gravesen.html

 

[Montez]

Honestly, with the kind of service he'll be getting....all we need is his speed and creativity in the box and I think he will be a success should we pull it off. If he is 1/5 like he was in Milan, its a

That's my hope and worry. He's the ideal type of striker, low risks at that price, and I he can play in our system but our medical team with his history :AVBGif:


You move to Vegas with your girl when you retire

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Higuain