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[So UnThotful]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...l-player-Aaron-Ramsey-scores-famous-dies.html

ban this dude from scoring

At first glance, the only obvious connection between the two military mad men, Apple's founder and a legendary singer is that they have all passed away.

But throw in the name Aaron Ramsey and suddenly we have a mystery... because each one of the four mentioned above died almost immediately after the Arsenal midfielder scored.

Soul diva Whitney Houston was the fourth in under a year.



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[Roaden Polynice]

The cycle will only be complete once a newborn baby is sacrificed, Rambo takes his own life or...god forbid...it happens...Pat Rice is in the hospital...

That's way too soon b's

I'm gonna stop posting for a while. I'll be back June 12th

 

[EQ.]

He puts that ball in the net

brehs, how far does this go. like if he approaches a female and she turns him down is he like " i got a game next week "
her:
Her homies

 

[mastermind]

brehs, how far does this go. like if he approaches a female and she turns him down is he like " i got a game next week "
her:
Her homies

imagine if the breh wanted to go full out and got her tickets to the game. Scores, and then looks at her after the goal. Think about this

 

[Scottie Drippin]

MANDEM I KNOW HE'S YOUR MANDEM AND shyt BUT fukk STOP HIM PLEASE

 

[EQ.]

imagine if the breh wanted to go full out and got her tickets to the game. Scores, and then looks at her after the goal. Think about this

and then dude is signing autographs tryna make small talk "who's your favorite living celebrity " *random celebity is named* " not anymore "

 

[mastermind]

MANDEM I KNOW HE'S YOUR MANDEM AND shyt BUT fukk STOP HIM PLEASE

he's out of control, he scores when he wants

I dont want to die either

and then dude is signing autographs tryna make small talk "who's your favorite living celebrity " *random celebity is named* " not anymore "

He was probably talking to some girl and she said she fantasizes about Paul Walker.

Ramsey, in his mind, was like "oh word? I'll take care of that. "

 

[Montez]

Shawcross aint sleeping at night hearing the words "Your fam, destiny lays in my hands."

 

[EQ.]

he's out of control, he scores when he wants

I dont want to die either


He was probably talking to some girl and she said she fantasizes about Paul Walker.

Ramsey, in his mind, was like "oh word? I'll take care of that. "

Breh u safe, i dont think he smites fellow gunners, me tho if iy aint ramsey its gonna be avb's brand of football that does me in

 

[mastermind]

Breh u safe, i dont think he smites fellow gunners, me tho if iy aint ramsey its gonna be avb's brand of football that does me in

breh, Pat Rice is in the hospital.

 

[godkiller]

Wait brehs

Is Arsenal about to win the EPL title?

 

[godkiller]

Part of the reason I stopped watching this trash sport is b/c my team never won anything

But we about to win now?

Ramsey fufilling his potential?

Walcott a consistent contributor?

Ozil, playmaker supreme?

 

[EQ.]

breh, Pat Rice is in the hospital.

this dude got the conscience of drago "if he dies, he dies"

 

[Grams]

Alright not when Ramsey was scoring those goals and fukk all happened. The joke has run its course brehs

 

[SCORCH]

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