Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Regular Developer]

I forgot Phillips got banished from Man City. Didn't realize he got shipped to Ipswich. And he's on the bench?

 

[bigdaddy88]

Kane wishes he could convert a room in his house dedicated to winning trophies like Diaz has.

nikka we complaining about his misses , bad touches and bad pasess , nothing to do with kane's lack of trophies......kane 10x the player

 

[Peak]

Gakpo gotta put that in earlier

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Going from seeing baddies in the crowd during the Olympics to British women in the PL

I guess its a similar sort of crisis hermits incels and basement dwellers have when they go outside in the real world and have leave the porn behind.

 

[Ill-Yaz]

See FSG are right. Liverpool don't need any new signings

I'm sure they will do just fine

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

nikka we complaining about his misses , bad touches and bad pasess , nothing to do with kane's lack of trophies......kane 10x the player

Aren't you a miserable kunt this morning. It was clearly a joke.

 

[Nero Christ]

Didn't show up til the 2nd half but a W & a clean sheet....I'll take it to start this season

 

[Roberto Firmino]

Easy

 

[bigdaddy88]

Aren't you a miserable kunt this morning. It was clearly a joke.

a terrible one then

 

[Peak]

Will take it but Diaz is not long-term for this team

 

[Regular Developer]

Will take it but Diaz is not long-term for this team

What about Noodles, i mean Nunez then?

 

[THEREALBRAND]

right on schedule, too.

Just like when Atletico bend over for Barca, I’m there to remind @THEREALBRAND




If you’re a casual fan just say so. This thread for the real lovers of the Beautiful game

Just know that I have a ton of receipts filed for when we win the Champions League this year

 

[bigdaddy88]

Will take it but Diaz is not long-term for this team

Ended last season badly and starting this one badly.he will score his goals but will start playing like a donkey when city arsenal or any top 6 comes to town.

 

[Peak]

What about Noodles, i mean Nunez then?

On bib duty as long as Jota is available

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Spain and argentina winning these past two tournaments have taken all the fun out of football for me, the racists win 9/10 times and taunt the black players. I will stick with the NBA and NFl sports with black folks and audience

This is either a great satirical take on the current state of this board, or it’s pure buffoonery.

Either way it’s hilarious