Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Roberto Firmino]

Momo

 

[Roberto Firmino]

How is that off

 

[Yehuda]

Lol Preciado fukked up there, Szoboszlai

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Nice little 5-1 win to start the knockout campaign

 

[TobiOT]

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Slavia already down a man, Milan about to put another 3 up in the second half.

 

[Roberto Firmino]

When Nunez scores the internet gets mighty quiet

After today I make it a little over 1 in 2 for goals p90, a little over 1 in 2.5 assists p90 and over a goal involvement p90 he starts you guaranteed a goal


He’s had disgusting luck still but the all round improvement is so obvious from not only last season but also from the start of this season to now said all along that he can’t keep producing what he does and not get results, he’s starting to revert to the mean, he’s a much better finisher than he’s given credit for but even average they not ready for it held to different standards than these other 9 figure nikkas just cause who he play for


He’s on the way up, I think he’s got a big part to play on Sunday unfortunately I won’t be able to watch cause I got Mother’s Day duties

 

[phillycavsfan]

Aubameyang just scored an absolute beauty.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Abdouraguimov has shown some elite grappling and control, but Grant has done more damage. The scorecards on this fight should be interesting. Most MMA judges don’t give solid grappling the credit it deserves when it comes to scoring.

 

[Yayo Toure]

So what did Sam kerr say?

Hope that Australian bytch isn't protected if she's found guilty

She called the cop a white b*stard

 

[J Money]

She called the cop a white b*stard

I mean if she called a black cop a black bastatd I would want the most severe punishment so I would be ignorant to not say the same now

Especially since sky and all these leagues promote say no to racism and shyt

 

[Yehuda]

She said she was with family in Israel and Hamas ran up in their crib but let her go on the strength of her being Argentine like Messi.

 

[Yippee Ki Yay]

After today I make it a little over 1 in 2 for goals p90, a little over 1 in 2.5 assists p90 and over a goal involvement p90 he starts you guaranteed a goal


He’s had disgusting luck still but the all round improvement is so obvious from not only last season but also from the start of this season to now said all along that he can’t keep producing what he does and not get results, he’s starting to revert to the mean, he’s a much better finisher than he’s given credit for but even average they not ready for it held to different standards than these other 9 figure nikkas just cause who he play for


He’s on the way up, I think he’s got a big part to play on Sunday unfortunately I won’t be able to watch cause I got Mother’s Day duties

And the goals he is scoring are vital goals winning us games , not like haaland who scores loads when City don't need him, but goes missing when they need him
2 goals against Newcastle got us all 3 points

The goal against Forest in the last minute got us all 3 points

I've never jumped out of a bar stool and celebrated like that against Forest, ended up on the floor on the other side of the bar in a foreign country with the whole bar just looking at me as if to say

Even if he scores no more and we win the league by the odd point them 3 goals are worth the 275 mil + we paid for him
Shout out to @SCORCH on that one

 

[LuuqMaan]

She said she was with family in Israel and Hamas ran up in their crib but let her go on the strength of her being Argentine like Messi.

No way you can tell me it’s the GOAT sport

Saving lives out here

 

[TobiOT]