Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[phcitywarrior]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/dWdIgsod8S

Absolute missile

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/h5qOWz5h5O

Peep defenders face when he knew he got done

Some absolute great goals this weekend

 

[LuuqMaan]

Lionel Messi did NOT cheat on Antonela Roccuzzo, insists close friend

Brazilian outlet Direto Do Miolo posted on X on Friday that Messi and Roccuzzo's 15-year relationship was facing its 'biggest crisis' to date.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Seems like he’s smashing Cesc wife

 

[Givethanks]

Wait.... so Messi is about to lose half his shyt.
Did he rly cheat on his wife with some journalist named Sofia Martinez?

Nah she's never leaving him, bro can do no wrong. Him and Ronaldo are more protected than LeBron or Brady.

 

[Givethanks]

Even though we shat the bed, I'm still salty about these two calls

 

[ciubaca]

Nah she's never leaving him, bro can do no wrong. Him and Ronaldo are more protected than LeBron or Brady.

if she leaves him i dont think she can return to Argentina ever... still, if this is true, dikk move by Messi.
They know each other since they were kids. Not with with him for the money. Has 3 kids with him and still looks amazing

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Seems like he’s smashing Cesc wife

That's silly because his wife is lowkey bad.

 

[Yayo Toure]

That's silly because his wife is lowkey bad.

and she's a professional woman, not some IG thot or a groupie. HGH man better wise up.

 

[Givethanks]

They know each other since they were kids. Not with with him for the money. Has 3 kids with him and still looks amazing

Yeah that would be fukked up, 20+ years of no fukkery. To throw it all away now would be crazy

 

[Black Magisterialness]

and she's a professional woman, not some IG thot or a groupie. HGH man better wise up.

Facts and been down since they were literally kids. If anything she's allowed a certain amount of fukkery in the background. For women like that, it's when you do dirt in the light that you get left.

"Don't embarrass me" energy.

Don't get me wrong...most people are attractive when they have money. But the fact that this is her POST three kids is kinda peak. Messi won.

 

[SCORCH]

That Ukrainian refugee making staff referrals now.

 

[gho3st]

Gab Marcotti not writing monday articles on ESPN is a loss for ESPNFC. Now we got wack ass Mark Ogden

 

[SCORCH]

Not a pen, he doesn't touch him.

 

[TobiOT]

Hope to god those Werner rumours aren’t true.

 

[nahnah]

Not quite sure what this commentor is on about. The Last Fulham pen was more of a foul than the first one, man on air tryna convince himself

 

[null]

werner rumours have substance



someone needs to hide the chequebook from ETH before the window opens