Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Lurkio]

psg ultras chanting Neymar get lost or some shyt

Now I really wanna see mbappe leave these losers

 

[Roberto Firmino]

You really believe he’s not one of the greatest to step foot in that league? Based on this season alone?


Idk what you speak about in the second part of your reply

Off of one season fukk no he’s done what I think most reasonable people thought he would which is score a ton, it’s translated seamlessly but a deeper dive shows it’s not quite as impressive as some would claim



And you know exactly what I speak of

 

[Lurkio]

 

[African_brehda]

Off of one season fukk no he’s done what I think most reasonable people thought he would which is score a ton, it’s translated seamlessly but a deeper dive shows it’s not quite as impressive as some would claim



And you know exactly what I speak of

I’ll be salty too if the striker I bought was on 9 goals, while yeti has 35

 

[TobiOT]

Ultra's are ruthless.

 

[nyknick]

I'm trying to type into existence the arrest of both Jordan Henderson and Steven Gerrard for engaging in a years long grooming campaign of Jude Bellingham.

They know what they've done, they hounded that poor young man wherever he went, it's harassment and personally I don't think we should allow it.

 

[merklman]

You really believe he’s not one of the greatest to step foot in that league? Based on this season alone?


Idk what you speak about in the second part of your reply

How high do you rank Kevin Phillips? In the 99/00 season he scored 30 EPL goals for bum ass Sunderland

Would Haaland even get 20 goals if he was at an equivalent EPL team this season like Fulham?

 

[CEO of Morgan Industries]

ESPN's out here trying to speak complete fukkery into existence: Could Chelsea really be relegated? It's not as wild as you might think

 

[Roberto Firmino]

I’ll be salty too if the striker I bought was on 9 goals, while yeti has 35

We gucci over here with Darwin don’t deflect the man has been playing in a dysfunctional team and spent half the season out of position and still delivered, wait til next season it’s spooky for nikkas deeper dive shows he’s more than comparable to your golden boy



He’s a goal scoring machine but let’s not act like anyone thought he was about to flop and let’s not act like Citeh haven’t been scoring for fun before he came, I’m not seeing how he’s made them any better yet, proof will be in that CL pudding

 

[nyknick]

I’ll be salty too if the striker I bought was on 9 goals, while yeti has 35

That's unfair. It's still too early to say that Darwin Nunez is just a Florent Sinama Pongolle with acromegaly

 

[Trajan]

We gucci over here with Darwin don’t deflect the man has been playing in a dysfunctional team and spent half the season out of position and still delivered, wait til next season it’s spooky for nikkas deeper dive shows he’s more than comparable to your golden boy



He’s a goal scoring machine but let’s not act like anyone thought he was about to flop and let’s not act like Citeh haven’t been scoring for fun before he came, I’m not seeing how he’s made them any better yet, proof will be in that CL pudding

Right. Anyone playing as an out and out striker for City will be eating especially if they're catering to you. They had Ferran Torres looking like a goal machine

If this puts him in GOAT convo already what do we consider ppl like Suarez who did it in much less dominant teams


Kane must be gutted

 

[null]

We gu let’s not act like Citeh haven’t been scoring for fun before he came, I’m not seeing how he’s made them any better yet, proof will be in that CL pudding

city scored 99 goals last season and 106 in 2018.. they are currently on 87 goals (and only that despite us giving them an easy six goal contribution).

to beat last season they need 13 goals in 5 games.

to beat 2018 they need 20 goals in 5 games.

hopefully the uruk's arrival means that we start to see some real defenders in the league again. newcastle seem to be leading the way in that regard.

Spoiler: ...

2018

2022

2023

 

[Roberto Firmino]

Right. Anyone playing as an out and out striker for City will be eating especially if they're catering to you. They had Ferran Torres looking like a goal machine

If this puts him in GOAT convo already what do we consider ppl like Suarez who did it in much less dominant teams


Kane must be gutted

Exactly Luisito’s season after serving his ban and the way he put us on his back and dragged us, not sure anything tops that and was the first thing on my mind he’s a Pool GOAT and Prem got for me personally but I can’t argue with anyone that says he didn’t do it long enough


That season wasn’t his first fair enough but nikkas tryna crown the Aryan after one season and plenty of pens not for me, he’s a goal machine in a ridiculously dominant team that was doing the same time before him, that’s it for now

 

[Roberto Firmino]

city scored 99 goals last season and 106 in 2018.. they are currently on 87 goals (and only that despite us giving them an easy six goal contribution).

to beat last season they need 13 goals in 5 games.

to beat 2018 they need 20 goals in 5 games.

hopefully the uruk's arrival means that we start to see some real defenders in the league again. newcastle seem to be leading the way in that regard.

Spoiler: ...

2018

2022

2023

The numbers show they a marginally worse team atm but admittedly that’s not taking into account their usual finish to a season tbf, if he gets them over the hump in Europe then we can talk about improving but crowning him already

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

Exactly Luisito’s season after serving his ban and the way he put us on his back and dragged us, not sure anything tops that and was the first thing on my mind he’s a Pool GOAT and Prem got for me personally but I can’t argue with anyone that says he didn’t do it long enough


That season wasn’t his first fair enough but nikkas tryna crown the Aryan after one season and plenty of pens not for me, he’s a goal machine in a ridiculously dominant team that was doing the same time before him, that’s it for now

He ain't no bad mon like Andy Cole no pens for his goal scoring exploits.