Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

Mané Swagincha

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aproveite irmao :to: nao posso ir, preciso economizar minha grana pra voltar pro seu pais em grande estilo. boa sorte com as camarões, devo te mandar uns sacos de papel???


Going to the Amazon late February also, gonna be doing some fishing and nature tours through the rainforest breh. I hear Manaus is popping as well

Demoro meu chegado! É nós porra! Quando voce tiver chegando ai bora encontrar por! Quebrar tudo!
 

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Just got back from Gangster Squad brehs :shaq2:

Trailers were a bit shyt, a continuing theme.

Jude Law in Merck: The Movie.

Halle Berry plays a 911 operator who decides to go rogue and attempt to stop a serial killer.

That Schwarzenegger movie...which honestly I probably wouldn't mind seeing? It takes place on the Mexican border and has a car which looks like a Dodge which is the fastest car in the world or something. Sure.

Gangster Squad. It's like everyone came together and was like, "Hey guys...fukk it...let's just make a really shytty movie"

Sean Penn was hilarious. Just the first scene is fukking hilarious. Very punny that guy. "Henchmen...you know the DRILL!!!" Henchmen proceed to take a power drill and drill a dudes head.

Gosling was like a talkative Driver here...if he was a dikk. Still very simpish don't get me wrong. But many of the scenes just reminded me of Driver.

Nick Nolte had a rubber mask on the whole movie for some reason.

Anthony Mackie was clearly my favorite character. A black cop who happens to be an expert knife thrower? And what is it with people in action movies having tiny knives all over the place? Every henchmen or bad guy always carries a tiny knife that doesn't do shyt.

The Gangster Squad never had a plan for any of the missions they carried out? The very first mission they try to take over Sean Penn's casino and get ran out. Then they go to the shooting range, shoot some guns which I guess is them training...then they go back out and literally carry out the exact same plans of simply running up in Sean Penn's operations but it works now??

And how was Sean Penn able to trace the Gangster Squad's trace back to their shack? Unless Sean Penn had a super smart dude gangster? :dwillhuh:
idk...Emma Stone was hot I suppose. Got some side boob action. Decent way to waste an afternoon.

It was either that or Zero Dark 30 and that just looks mentally taxing as fukk..not to mention boring.
 

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that movie looked horrible, thanks for giving me a review.


Emma Stone was miscast too. I personally dont think she is that attractive, but to play the character they wanted that girl has to be super sexy. Blake Lively looks (notice I didnt say acting). I dont get the sex appeal of Emma Stone.
 

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Nedved got out of his seat like


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Cant wait till tomorrow morning my Blues brehs. Gonna catch the match at the crib, then taking a trip to a friends crib for the american football games. Some more showcasing of Demba Ba is what's expected, oh and slorres riding the pine more too
 

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Can I talk about a thing for a moment bras?

Right let me talk about women.

I've been with plenty of women...to be sure. But, I have been getting quite intimate with a number of women and the arrogance is staggering. fukking staggering tbf.

These women act like if they get naked I should be fully torqued. I'm like babe.

Let me say I had a one night stand (ladies!!) last week and I had a bit of the ol whiskey cack but don't mistake I still was able to fukk. They expect u to be full mast and shyte and I'm like babe, I've grown I'm with Internet pornography, you got to do a bit better than get naked.

Talk a bit dirty, moan, let me know you're fukking their for fukks sake. Otherwise I'm just fukking cold meat.

No fun.

Did manage to pull some dudes sister tonight :russ:

Don't bring your sis next time hoe.

Another broad we came with got a DUI :bow:

As my dad always said, my name is Bennett and I ain't innit :bow:
 
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