Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[TobiOT]

Everton look shell shocked.

 

[BelieveBeOK]

I don't think I've seen Bruno have such a quiet game in a UTD shirt. Totally anonymous today

 

[Ukbrotha]

Is it the job that's got Frank looking like that?

 

[TobiOT]

I don't think I've seen Bruno have such a quiet game in a UTD shirt. Totally anonymous today

To be honest it was the same against Bournemouth and Wolves, but he got the assist for both games.

 

[nyknick]

I don't think a team has ever been assembled with attackers wanting to score less than United. Between Martial, Antony and Bruno I've never seen more square passes and feints in opponents box in my life

When you think of strikers like RVN and Aguero who would shoot on sight and push their own mother out of the way for a chance to score and then you see these three lollygagging around like they already got hattricks to their name

 

[TobiOT]

Garnacho with his bowl haircut.

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Handball?

 

[The Observer]

Looks offside

 

[BelieveBeOK]

VAR

 

[TobiOT]

Thank god for VAR.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Malacia has been quite poor tonight.

 

[TobiOT]

Malacia lucky as hell he hasn't been booked yet.

Good thing ETH subbed him off before he did.

 

[TobiOT]

Fred was like to Coleman.

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Maguire needs to stop taking the armband everytime he comes in. At this stage it's becoming comical to watch.

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Rashford! Deserved that one!

Who needs Penaldo?