Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[OneManGang]

These nikkas on another planet

That ball from KDB was perfect

 

[Roberto Firmino]

They need a taller player since their cb is a dwarf

The size difference when he’s next to Haaland is comical

 

[TobiOT]

 

[THEREALBRAND]

“Fraudland”

 

[bigdaddy88]

@bigdaddy88 is Courtois injured?

Yes

 

[Pseudo]

Ronaldo Fenomeno 's heir

 

[Roid Jones]

'The premiership is tough'

Haaland: FOH

'It takes foreigners a while to settle in'

Haaland: FOH

 

[NSSVO]

I’m watching football de americana . I hate Haaland and I hope he gets that Auba special

 

[African_brehda]

Varane? More like Basurane

I’ll rather stretch my foot and risk an own goal. At least fans will understand

 

[bigdaddy88]

“Fraudland”

Never called him a fraud just said he was ghosting lol
It was these other fan boys who called him a fraud

 

[JDH]

Haaland & KDB

 

[JA_Carter]

Barring injuries Haaland is 100% beating the scoring record, and this was supposed to be the season he settles in

 

[African_brehda]

I’m watching football de americana . I hate Haaland and I hope he gets that Auba special

A broken jaw won’t stop this cac

 

[sportscribe]

I understand why Chelsea went for Lukaku given his history with the club, but they could have deployed Havertz as the striker for the season with Werner as backup and put all of their eggs into the Haaland basket in the summer.

Chelsea had a whole two years to engineer a move for this kid, but went for Lukaku instead.

Literally a goal a game player.

 

[MikelArteta]