Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[JDH]

We really signed Man City's worst technical forward and expected him to significantly change our fortunes upfront.

Same guy Pep had more or less attacking the back post at volume and trying to score enough tap-ins to justify having a role in the team.

We rolled out the red carpet for that guy.

What attacker has been successful under Tuchel at Chelsea? Tommy tookz using 100 million dollar signings as training dummies for overlapping fullbacks. Lukaku, Havertz, werner, Pulisic, Ziyech, Sterling etc they're all trash?

 

[NSSVO]

Elanga gets yanked?

 

[TobiOT]

Carragher making a joke about Ten Hag blanking Ronaldo.

He's so petty.

 

[null]

Malacia looking like a Dutch AWB to me. I'm calling it now, another dud.

 

[TOAD99]

Damn Elanga out already… can’t fault that choice

 

[nyknick]

Bruno is out of control

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Well, I’m just talking about right now. In 10 days I assume we will have better options than both of them.

Liverpools press and highline dictates you need a willing runner into the channels and in behind the line. The one thing Rashford can still do even with his form is lacking is run.

Also you know De Gea has been told to make sure to kick it long.

 

[JDH]

Sir Marcus

 

[Yehuda]

Henderson.

 

[TOAD99]

Martial to rashford

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

It's over

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[gho3st]

I’m sorry VVD ain’t the man he used to be …

since he supported verstappen over fairness

 

[Nero Christ]

always giving up goals just like that

 

[Black Magisterialness]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
I got no dog in this fight but good lord Liverpool's middle of the park looks AWFUL.