Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Milk]

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Never thought I’d see the day that a manager would be taking shots on social media.

Imagine if Instagram existed during the Wenger/Ferguson era.

 

[merklman]

Apparently in the EPL this is not a foul

50/50 cucarella grabbing onto romero like a little bytch

 

[Bboystyle]

How Anthony Taylor continues to officiate top flight games is beyond me.

Joke of a ref.

Its infuriating as a Chelsea fan and sickening as a PL fan.

 

[Bboystyle]

Apparently in the EPL this is not a foul

Straight bytch made shyt.

 

[Bboystyle]

Good weekend for Arsenal all things considered

Beating mid tier clubs. Only so long fake thugs can pretend. Reality will settle in by november.

 

[merklman]

Beating mid tier clubs. Only so long fake thugs can pretend. Reality will settle in by november.

Possibly, but they're not dropping any points until october at the earliest

 

[Bboystyle]

Possibly, but they're not dropping any points until october at the earliest

Most likely. Brentford might hand them 1 point though, possibly an L.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Tuchel really wanted the smoke

 

[Bboystyle]

Tuchel really wanted the smoke

Conte gonna learn u dont fukk with skeletor

 

[SCORCH]

Just as I predicted.

After Tuchel eviscerated his hard man act in 8k Conte wasn't able to get much sleep so man spent the night with his wig on a stand sending shots on insta.

2am and all his wife sees is:

 

[African_brehda]

Just as I predicted.

After Tuchel eviscerated his hard man act in 8k Conte wasn't able to get much sleep so man spent the night with his wig on a stand sending shots on insta.

2am and all his wife sees is:

Took the wig off to let his brain breath

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Just as I predicted.

After Tuchel eviscerated his hard man act in 8k Conte wasn't able to get much sleep so man spent the night with his wig on a stand sending shots on insta.

2am and all his wife sees is:

Seeing pictures of wigs triggers me.

Breeh… I was gonna make a thread on this but you can’t have an honest conversation on here about weave/wigs.

The reason I am vehemently against dealing with any women like this is because years ago, I was fooling with this girl in my college. I stayed at Hers.

So in the middle of the night, I go downstairs to get some water. As I go back to the bedroom, I thought I saw a ghost like figure at the bedroom door looking like Cousin Itt from the Addams Family. I scream and go to hit it. The door swings open and I see the girl I was dealing with, with a damn near bald head with a wave cap on top. I scream again.

With the light now on, I notice she hung her weave on the door knob. After that, I said never again. Plus, I like to be able to run my fingers through a woman’s hair. But to some, that’s “c00n talk”.

 

[SCORCH]

Seeing pictures of wigs triggers me.

 

[African_brehda]