Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[frush11]

Tuchel is with the shyts. My manager

Told my man I ain't letting your hand go until you look into my eye p*ssy

Hmmmm, your boy was back sliding, popped shiit, then faded into the background

 

[TobiOT]

That’s that need for speed hot pursuit swerve

We need someone to add a to Kane and a to Richarlison.

 

[Max B]

Tuchel shytting on Conte and bullying him. I won. I don't care.

two goals should've been disallowed stay mad little nikka

 

[SCORCH]

Tuchel tried to emasculate him with the handshake.

Emasculated himself. Tried to shake hands while looking away like a hoe.

Don't expect anything less from a man that wears a wig.

 

[voiture]

How is pulling hair not a red card again? Not even a foul?

 

[BlackBall]

COYS

 

[SCORCH]

How is pulling hair not a red card again?

Because Chelsea invaded Ukraine.

We'll never get another decision again.

 

[TobiOT]

 

[frush11]

This Cucarelli dude, gotta lil man complex. Fite perfectly into Chelsea

 

[Regular Developer]

Conte looked at the handshake like dragon fly jones

 

[frush11]

Conte looked at the handshake like dragon fly jones

SY LENCE

 

[TobiOT]

Roma next.

Thought that Salernitana team got relegated to Serie B.

 

[voiture]

Apparently in the EPL this is not a foul

 

[Regular Developer]

Apparently in the EPL this is not a foul

Absolutely a red, lol

 

[PerrinN]

Good weekend for Arsenal all things considered