Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[WaveMolecules]

We need 3 points more than a human needs air otherwise ETH will experience obscene pressure.

 

[Regular Developer]

Surprise, surprise the United midfield is still shyt.

My argument was that Man U's players were trash. Proper tactics can't change that. They need more work during the transfer window. This is where we were with Emery. People think "O its <insert big team name>, they should just win". No, the players playing for this historic team suck and need to be replaced

 

[nyknick]

When Ralf said we needed 10 players, people thought he was crazy.

Leave Ralf Rangnick on unread Dutch brehs

 

[phillycavsfan]

I would really love to know what went into the decisionmaking that lead to Eriksen becoming a United player. He offers nothing to United besides squad depth.

 

[null]

2 - 0

 

[gho3st]

Its gonna be a long season for us

 

[EA]

Getting outplayed by Brighton so convincingly

McTominay and Fred just out there doin cardio.

 

[Ukbrotha]

My argument was that Man U's players were trash. Proper tactics can't change that. They need more work during the transfer window. This is where we were with Emery. People think "O its <insert big team name>, they should just win". No, the players playing for this historic team suck and need to be replaced

This is a fact. Ralf said we need 10 players. ETH said no. He'll learn the hard way.

 

[Teal.]

If there’s no subs by half time I fully expect no points this match

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Half way through the first game and already want the season to end

 

[African_brehda]

I know that man ETH is missing Go Ahead Eagles and em rn

 

[SCORCH]

Nahh fukk that. Ralf was ready to give his review of the team to ETH but he didn't want to listen to him.

For this reason, I will give zero leeway to this bald fukk. He has made his own grave and now he has to lay in it.

As soon as we start dropping points, you best believe I'm gonna come for this nikkas neck. I'll make this place toxic as a motherfuker.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I would really love to know what went into the decisionmaking that lead to Eriksen becoming a United player. He offers nothing to United besides squad depth.

Cheap experienced PL player with Ajax schooling.

Maybe some good PR feelgood story thrown in.

 

[null]

who bought maguire, awb, van de beek ..

welcome to the EPL ten hag. you need to be ruthless or you will be done.

ten hag needs to learn how to play scrappy football too. it seems like he cannot but that is what the team needs to do to see out this game.

 

[Lakerman0834]

United fans swore Ronaldo was the reason team was trash and now Bruno was gonna shine