Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[SCORCH]

The Premier League dodged a bullet

Julian Nagelsmann tells Bild that he had makeup and eyebrows done before the Bayern game: 'Women are always making themselves chic so I thought I can do it as a man too. I hope it was somehow successful'

 

[Montez]

 

[Spade]

 

[nyknick]

Arsenal will also be freed of their commitments to Mesut Ozil.

The German moved to Fenerbahce in January but Arsenal are covering more than 90 per cent of his £350,000-a-week salary until the end of June.

 

[nyknick]

The Premier League dodged a bullet

If he was trying to look like a 60 year old Eddie Izzard then it was a success



He's only 33

 

[TobiOT]

New deal. So we ain't getting a new CB.

Ole can't even crack a proper smile.

 

[Ukbrotha]

New deal. So we ain't getting a new CB.

Ole can't even crack a proper smile.

Glazers arent spending a penny this summer.

 

[TobiOT]

 

[MikelArteta]

Sell kroenke sell

 

[TobiOT]

 

[MikelArteta]

Gosh DAMN literally paying like 95% of his salary for him to play elsewhere

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

do y'all care that much about the EFL Cup? Always seem to me

1. EPL
2. FA

EFL Cup very distant 3rd..

 

[Montez]

do y'all care that much about the EFL Cup? Always seem to me

1. EPL
2. FA

EFL Cup very distant 3rd..

Yeah distant 3rd. Great if you win but not sweating it.

PL
Champions League
Europa
FA Cup
Emirates Cup
EFL Cup

 

[Yayo Toure]

Man dem whose team not winning any trophies trying to diss a trophy. Cool. If Spurs had won yesterday their fan base would have been overjoyed.

 

[Roid Jones]

Spurs really thought they would get Nagelsmann