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[analog]

José Mourinho apologised to Eric Dier for first-half substitution

Mourinho 2.0 out here mad apologetic:
“We were losing 2-0 in a very difficult moment and one positional midfield player was more than enough. I apologise to Eric, in spite of the fact he knows I did it for the team and not with the intention to hurt him.”

Also, heaping praise on random ball boys:
“To do that you have to be a very good ballboy,” Mourinho said. “I was a very good ballboy between 10 and 15 or 16 years old. The kid understands the game, reads the game. He’s not there just to look at the stands, the lights or the stars. He’s there to watch the game. I tried to invite him to the dressing room at the end but he disappeared.”

The new and improved chosen one byke

 

[EQ.]

José Mourinho apologised to Eric Dier for first-half substitution

Mourinho 2.0 out here mad apologetic:
“We were losing 2-0 in a very difficult moment and one positional midfield player was more than enough. I apologise to Eric, in spite of the fact he knows I did it for the team and not with the intention to hurt him.”

Also, heaping praise on random ball boys:
“To do that you have to be a very good ballboy,” Mourinho said. “I was a very good ballboy between 10 and 15 or 16 years old. The kid understands the game, reads the game. He’s not there just to look at the stands, the lights or the stars. He’s there to watch the game. I tried to invite him to the dressing room at the end but he disappeared.”

The new and improved chosen one byke

Cause he focused! He prolly headed home to watch game tape and review his overall performance

 

[BlackBall]

0-2 now. Oh spuds... never change.

 

[Givethanks]

If bale scored that free kick

The look at zizou's face would of been priceless

 

[BlackBall]

If bale scored that free kick

The look at zizou's face would of been priceless

The best fukkery

 

[PL368Z]

If this nikka Lewandowski doesn't keep this same energy during the knockouts

He won't.

He and aguero are breasts in the group stages,but choke during the knockout stages.

 

[MikelArteta]

unai emery still has a job

 

[Max B]

We need a proper dm. Dier has been terrible

 

[NSSVO]

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José Mourinho apologised to Eric Dier for first-half substitution

Mourinho 2.0 out here mad apologetic:
“We were losing 2-0 in a very difficult moment and one positional midfield player was more than enough. I apologise to Eric, in spite of the fact he knows I did it for the team and not with the intention to hurt him.”

Also, heaping praise on random ball boys:
“To do that you have to be a very good ballboy,” Mourinho said. “I was a very good ballboy between 10 and 15 or 16 years old. The kid understands the game, reads the game. He’s not there just to look at the stands, the lights or the stars. He’s there to watch the game. I tried to invite him to the dressing room at the end but he disappeared.”

The new and improved chosen one byke

Man what the fukk

 

[nyknick]

José Mourinho apologised to Eric Dier for first-half substitution

Mourinho 2.0 out here mad apologetic:
“We were losing 2-0 in a very difficult moment and one positional midfield player was more than enough. I apologise to Eric, in spite of the fact he knows I did it for the team and not with the intention to hurt him.”

Also, heaping praise on random ball boys:
“To do that you have to be a very good ballboy,” Mourinho said. “I was a very good ballboy between 10 and 15 or 16 years old. The kid understands the game, reads the game. He’s not there just to look at the stands, the lights or the stars. He’s there to watch the game. I tried to invite him to the dressing room at the end but he disappeared.”

The new and improved chosen one byke

Fast forward 3 years when he calls Eric Dier a fake Portuguese and gives the ball boy a wedgie

 

[TobiOT]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Joao Felix won it off a hattrick vs Frankfurt and they didn't even go thru.

 

[The axe murderer]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

It might be caught on camera, doesn't mean it makes it on to the final edit. If in anyway it makes Levy look bad, he won't sign off on it being shown.

 

[Bboystyle]

Valencia some diving soft ass bytches