Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Yayo Toure]

Brehs, I swear this is the funniest twitter thread I’ve ever read. So many people are clueless.

You have to wonder if this is a transfer they came up with themselves, or from hacking another teams database.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Ole’s at the wheel :olefrancis:

 

[nyknick]

A point

 

[TobiOT]

 

[yardman]

Emery’s gotta start easing them into the squad. I was hoping TJJ to get some minutes against Forest but it seems like they’re gonna have to wait more.

Yeah, both of em are injured as well. Hale End has good crop of young players tho.​

 

[steadyrighteous]

His tracking back.

the only thing rashford has improved are his wages

:mjlaughhold:

 

[Fenian]

What a fukkin performance by the whole team there, inch fukkin perfect for the whole 90.

“You can put us down and keep us out but we’ll come back again”

 

[yardman]

What a fukkin performance by the whole team there, inch fukkin perfect for the whole 90.

“You can put us down and keep us out but we’ll come back again”

I know I'm gonna come off like a dikkhead but, thanks for Tierney ​

 

[Roberto Firmino]

If Master LVG stayed he might have done better, but my man has no footballing IQ and I don't know what Ole is teaching him.

Say what you want about Pep, but he made Sterling a smarter footballer

I think you do Raheem a disservice, he was always a very intelligent footballer beyond his years and it stood out at youth level and also when he broke into the senior side. That and his movement is why I was so sure he was gonna make it big, only concern was how he struck a ball.

 

[StraxStrax]

 

[TobiOT]

These look like they are hearing some ol'bullshyt from Ole

 

[gho3st]

I think you do Raheem a disservice, he was always a very intelligent footballer beyond his years and it stood out at youth level and also when he broke into the senior side. That and his movement is why I was so sure he was gonna make it big, only concern was how he struck a ball.

Finishing was always Raheem’s problem.

but United’s issue is more than just Ole who should have never gotten the job. He was an interim manager. They should have left it at that. And They aren’t just aren’t buying the right players. Think they are third on the spending list in all of Europe or something like that. I’m

 

[mastermind]

nketiah reminds me of a benik afobe type. i'd be pleasantly surprised if he makes it at arsenal.

Nketiah stays healthy and actually scores while on loan tho.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

I would have just let those dudes in.

There’s no way that gate attendant is getting paid enough to deal with that nonsense. My man caught a missile dropkick to the jaw

 

[The axe murderer]