Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[dennis roadman]

imma catch yo grandma and shoot her in her titty

this fukk is wrong with these kids though. im never goin to chicago

I can't take a diss song serious with screen caps of tweets replete with hash tags. I can't.

That said I wouldn't be caught dead in some parts of Chicago

twitter screen caps are 2nd best part next to his feminine arm gestures

he's from DC tho

 

[Montez]

Sterling in 10 years will be and broke at this rate

shyt, maybe even sooner

They got council houses. Let Raheem .

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

i'm not gonna lie like i didn't jam Shy Glizzy - 3Milli - YouTube

beng beng nonetheless

 

[dennis roadman]

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_vg5FQVbnSP8/TDisTYawJuI/AAAAAAAAAXA/OxRke-K5ctA/Tracy_Jack_dap.gif

 

[thernbroom]

!

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Football Player Finds Grenade On Field And Almost Loses His Hand - YouTube!

 

[Sam Peel]

Mourinho on legal warpath after being labelled a psychopath by Barca vice-president

 

[frush11]

My n1gga Raheem bustin nuts everywhere.
Media trying to establish if he has 2 or 3 kids
Dude is 17

You can take the boy out of Jamaica, your know the rest.

 

[frush11]

Props to frush for hyping Silkie, man's a god, article on guardina last week from a weekend interview, 0 comments :thehappierwestbrooksmiley:

That young man, got me interested in new music again.

 

[thatrapsfan]

There is a 19 year old too

I thought Jack the Lad was special but young Sterling was the one we were waiting for.


Penfield

We need more pics breh

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

Take a look at this video on YouTube:

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I ain't gonna lie lads, I cried when he net the teacher.

Love that man, very emotional interview, didn't realise he had it so hard at home.

Deserves everything he has earnt.

Brang so much joy to me growing up, best footballer ever.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Mourinho on legal warpath after being labelled a psychopath by Barca vice-president

GAWD

Anyone else weirded out by kissing? My rule from here on out is if I make out with a bytch it's a requisite that you bone then surely

Making out with a broad and that's it

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Alcohol is a hell of a drug

On another note though, has there been a show as good as Chappelle's show since it ended? No. Definitely not.

Well Workaholics is the best show out at the moment. Ok, Workaholics>Chappelle to be sure.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Just thought about the other day. Cult of Mou. Jump aboard.

Really though, those that think that Xabi isn't pivotal to RM is a bit suspect

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Some classics









You better lawyer uppp...you better lawyyyerrr upppp