Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

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we put together and rented a room at this Mariott somewhere in MD for my boys birthday. We hired 3 strippers and they we all the slim waist, big booty kind with tats on their asses. Lots of ass spanking and dollars were being thrown.

The worst thing to do is have a birthday around strippers tho, they always do messed up shyt to you. They took my dude and gave him a wedgie, tore his drawers off and tied them around his head. Then they spanked him 26 times and they all sat on his face. If a stripper sat on my face I'd kick em. But he liked it tho...just hope he doesn't catch pink eye :pachaha:
a wedgie :dead:


aint nothing wrong with face sitting either :shaq:
 

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cant believe liverpool were favorites in this match

i've been eating real well just betting against liverpool in away matches. its a bloody joke how easy it is. even if it jinxes the match, i dont care
 

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we put together and rented a room at this Mariott somewhere in MD for my boys birthday. We hired 3 strippers and they we all the slim waist, big booty kind with tats on their asses. Lots of ass spanking and dollars were being thrown.

The worst thing to do is have a birthday around strippers tho, they always do messed up shyt to you. They took my dude and gave him a wedgie, tore his drawers off and tied them around his head. Then they spanked him 26 times and they all sat on his face. If a stripper sat on my face I'd kick em. But he liked it tho...just hope he doesn't catch pink eye :pachaha:


No smashing. no head tho, dem skrippers aint bout that private party life:smh:
 

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No smashing. no head tho, dem skrippers aint bout that private party life:smh:

yeah. I don't think smashing was gonna happen. The hotel kicked us out for being too loud, but my boys bought boxes of condoms just in case. For everyone's sake I'm glad no smashing occured.
 

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yeah. I don't think smashing was gonna happen. The hotel kicked us out for being too loud, but my boys bought boxes of condoms just in case. For everyone's sake I'm glad no smashing occured.


That's the whole point of hiring strippers, might as well just go to a strip club then.
 

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That's the whole point of hiring strippers, might as well just go to a strip club then.

I'm not about that life tho..maybe some of my friends are. I might pop the question to my girl in a few weeks, I'd hate to do it with glitter on my dikk.
 

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Those cat/tiger paw tattoos :whoo:
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I'm not about that life tho..maybe some of my friends are. I might pop the question to my girl in a few weeks, I'd hate to do it with glitter on my dikk.


I feel you, I know your boy getting his face sat on, wanted to smash:pachaha:
 
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