Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

Roaden Polynice

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There's such a thing as a "mennist" now? :ohhh:

I thought that was just like, being a white dude like John Boehner :yeshrug:
 
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penfield said:
Had a run-in with a member of the youtube glitterati today. And it was the saddest thing I think I've witnessed in some time.

I was sitting on the bus coming from the AT&T store, slightly upset over the fact that, despite my upgrade, the crooks at the AT&T store have been funneling customers into a despicable new AT&T next plan where you basically finance your phone. Finance a fukking phone. $34 dollars over 20 months or some shyt
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shyt, houses are so expensive these days you need a mortgage to get them, and nikkas asking brehs to finance phones now ffs
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Either way. I was sitting on the bus dreading having to go to the Apple store during the weekend and fight my way through the crowd just to get a new rectangle to play Plants v. Zombies 2 on when the breh Shoenice came on the bus :ohhh:

The breh who is pretty much net famous for drinking and eating a bunch of shyt on youtube. No one recognized him, or if they did, they didn't want the subsequent embarrassment of exposing themselves for actually allotting time on this Earth for watching a fat white dude destroy his innards for fame. Either way, dude was drunk as fukk, and started doing his "stand-up act" and "jokes."

It's like, you want to laugh at the dude. And he wants you to laugh and gawk and rubberneck at him because he's spent his life draining his dignity out video upload by video upload, but besides being painfully unfunny in the conventional sense, he was just sad and unfunny in the pitying sense, if you will. And then he delved into the self-promotion bits, telling people to go watch him chug a bottle of smirnoff online.

We got off at the end of the line and he stumbled into the Denver night. It's cold out there too :mjcry:

Be internet famous brehs :mjcry:
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The att next program is a feeaking joke. :scust:
Every time I call in, they're trying to get me on this. I'll buy my own phones or endure the old-fashioned 2 year plans, thank you very much.



penfield said:
:ehh: I wouldn't be opposed to the changing our names to each other's names like we talked about a while back.

Posting as @Liu Kang in random threads, starting beefs, board wouldn't know what to do:banderas:
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penfield said:
Need someone with a moderating turn of mind... @concise what's our standing on this? :leostare:
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It's grounds for dismissal as a mod.

But I won't be a mod forever. :banderas:




horse. kills said:
so there's more than one way to do this

the Face/Off: switch passwords, retain sig/avi, etc but do completely different shyt than the creator of the name
The Prestige: shared passwords, one username, one day we think that white women are goddesses, the next we think all white people need to be locked in cages and burned (actually that happens often enough on the average coli username already :patrice: )
The Beautiful Mind: we all just decide to completely reroute our coli personas and become different e-people, taking bits and pieces from each other to create some sort of disassembled OFT voltron
The Pacific Rim: we create usernames on roids that can only be handled by two people at once lest they die in the swarm of neg reps and hate PMs
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I'm down for the face/off or beautiful mind idea at the proper time. :banderas: This could be a great execution. :yes:
 
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