As the reigning alpha male on the planet today, I can’t allow top P4P stars Roman Gonzalez, Naoya Inoue & 3 time Gold Medalist Olympic legend Zho Shiming cartel glory for themselves at 112, while I am comfortable in 105, a division I subdued with ease (with exceptional respect for multi-time champion Kastunari Takayama and unified IBO/WBA champion Hekkie Budler who were willing to fight me but failed to do so due to factors out of their hand).
I depart 105 finally lifting my foot of the throat of my eternal subordinate the Thai Duck Wanheng Menayothin, who showed exceptional survival skills best found in healthy women, wellbred slaves & the offspring of submissive prostitutes.
National Thai prostitution tourism aside, I am determined to give boxing fans the dream fights they desire and the KO highlights they dream off. Therefore, I am invading the strongest division in boxing today (112), effectively challenging the top 3 undefeated fighters.
As of today I am 22-0 (KO 22), the all time greatest 105lb peoples champion, #1 Ranked IBO fighter in the world, top ranked by the WBO and all the legitimate governing bodies (that don’t demand $ in return for ranking). I have to coerce opponents into fighting me because they are rightfully hesitant, for they know that I am the greatest puncher P4P and some feel that health comes first.
Whoever wants to get KOed first, can reply and I will give him his first career LOSS by KO nothing less
Always victorious,
Ali Raymi
@aliraymi
facebook.com/aliraymiboxer
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after that...had the lock off the phone and wipe the tears from laughter out of my eyes
