Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

[Grams]

Support the New York-New Jersey MLS franchise brehs

April 12

 

[mastermind]

April 12

Lets talk about November

 

[dennis roadman]

@Grams you know they don't give out silverware for beating legendary teams that birthed the league when they're down on their luck right?

curb your enthusiasm breh, your real team hasn't even been formed yet. you a starter husband breh

 

[Grams]

@Grams you know they don't give out silverware for beating legendary teams that birthed the league when they're down on their luck right?

curb your enthusiasm breh, your real team hasn't even been formed yet. you a starter husband breh

 

[mastermind]

i'm decidedly not a male chauvinist. but she would not be allowed to leave the house if i were beatin that (and i would beat it into oblivion ). she's the type to be black snake moaned

I just want to put my face in her ass. Its so fake but wet. She really do got the perfect fake ass.

I would use her ass as a pillow too.

 

[dennis roadman]

#sunsetboyz

I just want to put my face in her ass. Its so fake but wet. She really do got the perfect fake ass.

I would use her ass as a pillow too.

would you let her rim you tho

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Have y'all nikkas accepted the inevitability of Chelsea winning EPL this year brehs

I've been talking to my folks at United and I'm really thinking about heading to that last away match for Chelsea at Cardiff City but my Co-Interns are swearing I wont make it back for my Monday shift due to me having to fly Stand-by


Might be worth the risk to watch them clinch



Then again
We might clinch the week before at home



Got tickets to the new 49ers Stadium (Levis Stadium) opening where the Earthquakes play my Sounders
Gonna be wild as fuk in there
Earthquake matches are always set for 90th minute fukkery
​

 

[dennis roadman]

international cross-continental stand by ticket on a tight schedule?

 

[yoyoyo1]

@Liu Kang



is there any explanation behind this tradition? starts 1:33. i have seen some highlights on jour de foot of different teams doing this, is this simply a french thing?

 

[BonafideDefacto]

international cross-continental stand by ticket on a tight schedule?

I've been following load factors and consistency for London flights outta SFO
I can get a seat easy
especially if I fly to the east coast 1st
But fukk sitting in the middle seat in economy for over 2hrs
i cant do it
But theirs always a risk
and my future aint worth it
but its so fukking tempting

My folks are asking me if Im going to go to Brazil for a few days during world cup
cant even do that cause all the flights for the world cup will be full smh​

 

[dennis roadman]

I've been following load factors and consistency for London flights outta SFO
I can get a seat easy
especially if I fly to the east coast 1st
But fukk sitting in the middle seat in economy for over 2hrs
i cant do it
But theirs always a risk
and my future aint worth it
but its so fukking tempting

My folks are asking me if Im going to go to Brazil for a few days during world cup
cant even do that cause all the flights for the world cup will be full smh​

bruh you cant sit in a middle seat for 2 hours? what type of maserati do you drive?

you realize as a standby customer you are highly de-prioritized right? that's a huge risk factor just to fly to wales and hang out with 6000 cockneys

there are a million reasons to not go to brazil this summer. im too tired to type, but as someone with multiple brazilian stamps in his passport and is on course to travel counselor certification, just trust me. dont do it

 

[mastermind]

would you let her rim you tho

 

[dennis roadman]

 

[BonafideDefacto]

bruh you cant sit in a middle seat for 2 hours? what type of maserati do you drive?

you realize as a standby customer you are highly de-prioritized right? that's a huge risk factor just to fly to wales and hang out with 6000 cockneys

there are a million reasons to not go to brazil this summer. im too tired to type, but as someone with multiple brazilian stamps in his passport and is on course to travel counselor certification, just trust me. dont do it

I may be standby but I am technically an United employee
I've learned the do's and don'ts real quick from people thats been there for awhile
If I were to go it would be the 2nd to last match in London
but i know im not gonna go
Ill wait until next season

I've been trying to tell my boys that I dont want my 1st brazil experience to be the world cup cause it wont trully be brazil
How is Carnival tho breh?

Right now I'm getting myself back into great shape for a summer trip to Ibiza and the running of the bulls in Pamplona
its been on my bucket list since I was a kid
so i haveeeeee to​

 

[Grams]

@concise if City beats United by 3 or more goals BAN me until May 3rd