Using footballsoccer analogies for every day life >>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hooking up your breh with a pontential ting = through ball
Getting a good grade on a test/exam you thought you failed = 2012 Chelsea
The window of opportunity you have to bag a girl before it's too late = transfer window
When a girl makes the first move and/or offers sex first = free transfer
Speedwalking to the last seat on the bus while someone's tryna do the same = 50/50 ball
The boyfriend who's preventing you from securing a ting = goalie
Talking to a "young" girl = looking towards your youth team
Talking yourself out of the p*ssy, job, potential network = own goal
When you think a girl is perfect but you find out she has horrible personality traits = failing the medical
Attractive girl you're thirsting over = transfer target
Coming out clean in an awkward situation = chest control
When someone drops that ETHER = two footed tackle
Asking a girl out when you know she's most likely gonna reject you = long ball
When someone is being disrespectful = offside
Being clever/witty real quick = one touch finish
Taking a slight L to save yourself from a bigger L = professional foul
Saving yourself from a potential L at the last possible minute = goal line clearance
I'm wavy brehs allow me. I hope I get a rete tonight
Moyes Time
Naughton marking Schurle 