Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

[The War Report]

Must be nice being a Football player.

 

[Yayo Toure]

c'mon @concise ban me!

@SCORCH is Omar.

 

[Chris.B]

 

[yoyoyo1]

mario's new haircut is

and his girl looks like one of those

 

[concise]

c'mon @concise ban me!

@SCORCH is Omar.

We have to dot the i's and cross the t's.

 

[mastermind]

I'll see yall in month.

@yoyoyo1 by the time I come back Altidore still won't score a goal.

@mastermind Arsenal are about to reclaim that third place trophy they love so much

@Hollister I'll stop avoiding you in FIFA so u can beat me again, since Liverpool won't be winning much this month

@SCORCH Chelsea still sucks, Pelligrini defeated himself.

enjoy them cold showers

 

[mastermind]

Hazard is much much much more agile and would beat prime kobe in a foot race

im all for a troll thread, but leave Kobe out of it.

say Richard Sherman or something.

 

[yseJ]

 

[dennis roadman]

im all for a troll thread, but leave Kobe out of it.

say Richard Sherman or something.

lebron is the obvious choice, a richard sherman reference would catch fire tho

i think @yoyoyo1 has been building his rep up to get to this point, would be kind of a lost cause without him doing it

 

[mastermind]

lebron is the obvious choice, a richard sherman reference would catch fire tho

i think @yoyoyo1 has been building his rep up to get to this point, would be kind of a lost cause without him doing it

yeah, @yoyoyo1 has to do it.

 

[dennis roadman]

i think hazard because it plays on the "blackleticism" that coli members hold so dear to their hearts

but like i said, you could consider willian and not let them make it a race issue. either one would work

the guys that get upset are the same ones that would get upset in a TLR thread, you're just drawing moths to a flame

 

[yoyoyo1]

threw together a haphazard one, hazard i'll have to be a bit penfieldy about it and do something better

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

@yoyoyo1 I'm about to ride with you in that Mourinho/Carroll thread.

 

[concise]

Must be nice being a Football player.

This doesn't look human, looks like a toy.

 

[mastermind]

i think hazard because it plays on the "blackleticism" that coli members hold so dear to their hearts

My only contribution to the SOHH/Coli lexicon. I created this term, along with "blackletics" and "blackletes" after watching those country boys from LSU beat the shyt out of JJ Redikk and Duke.