Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3
Kunty McPhuck
Scust Szn has Returned
whey, everyone likes a drink, I dont think Ive heard owt special about carver, dunno though
aye, Gillespie should have known better then to mess with Shearer, he was barely 10st, if that
Shearer didnt like the Paddys alot did he, especially the Northern ones. Neil Lennon headbuttin his boot.
Kunty McPhuck
Scust Szn has Returned
Paul Chuckle joinin the u21 backroom staff 
Sam Peel
Banned
[ame]http://youtu.be/ZELckGLDCLE[/ame]
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
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Kunty McPhuck
Scust Szn has Returned
She only has Me, KOTK & Coates.
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Another Girl loves this shyt. Get her to bring the rest in a jeep.
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dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
there has been a total of ONE sohh/coli female i thought was actually worth talking to, based on looks of course
it miiiight have been that_dozen but it might not have been. slim short brown skin girl with shoulder length hair. too lazy to search thru the pic thread rehashes soooooo fukk this whole endeavor tbf
but we can be friends!
also i will fukk down from time to time 
you never know ladies, you might get horse dikk* after all 
*penis name not indicative of length or girth
hey we're just enjoying the ride pal
yo when is Neymar going to leave brazil?
Kunty McPhuck
Scust Szn has Returned
but we can be friends!
*penis name not indicative of length or girth
Should rename it the 7:50 from Chepstow
Kunty McPhuck
Scust Szn has Returned
When they play Italy in the Convention City
The Noon express originating from Dakar.
Kunty McPhuck
Scust Szn has Returned
The Noon express originating from Dakar.
Surely it would be the Midnight Express, go hand in hand with the avatar
Scottie Drippin
Should Never Mention Me
Been an eventful week, brehs. The second hottest chick I ever smashed came back down. She's cousins with one of my brehettes who prompty delivered her to my abode. They both got drunk off of a hilariously little amount of vodka canberry and started p-popping. Then my brehette ever so slyly left the scene, effectively delivering a Top 10 worthy alley-oop.
Met a girl who just passed her final piss test for her P.O. She plans to celebrate this weekend by, and I'm quoting here, "build a half-pipe of snow and shaun white that shyt". I'm sure this weekend will be eventful.
Had a little get together last Tuesday. Troll came through and crushed the buildings while I was making a taco bell run in someone elses car. There was a hookah out back, they circled the house and thought it was a bong. Called in wild backup. You could see them dying for some probable cause to run up in the building. They were furious.
Got put into a rough spot Friday niht actually had to cockblock for, and I'm really trying to remember another instance here, the first time in my life.
But ultimately gave no shyt as after the blocked party moped on home I was invited to a get together at a house this chick I know is house-sitting with turned rather smoothly into a cheap champagne hot tub jubilee.
Stayed in on St. Patty's Day
Met a girl who just passed her final piss test for her P.O. She plans to celebrate this weekend by, and I'm quoting here, "build a half-pipe of snow and shaun white that shyt". I'm sure this weekend will be eventful.
Had a little get together last Tuesday. Troll came through and crushed the buildings while I was making a taco bell run in someone elses car. There was a hookah out back, they circled the house and thought it was a bong. Called in wild backup. You could see them dying for some probable cause to run up in the building. They were furious.
Got put into a rough spot Friday niht actually had to cockblock for, and I'm really trying to remember another instance here, the first time in my life.
But ultimately gave no shyt as after the blocked party moped on home I was invited to a get together at a house this chick I know is house-sitting with turned rather smoothly into a cheap champagne hot tub jubilee.
Stayed in on St. Patty's Day
there has been a total of ONE sohh/coli female i thought was actually worth talking to, based on looks of course
it miiiight have been that_dozen but it might not have been. slim short brown skin girl with shoulder length hair. too lazy to search thru the pic thread rehashes soooooo fukk this whole endeavor tbf
but we can be friends!
*penis name not indicative of length or girth
How slim is slim? How brown is brown? Depending on the interpretation, it could apply to half of them.And they reworked the thread to put most of the pics on the first page, as well. But some of them were taken down later.
http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/12625-women-coli-where-them-pictures-vol-2-a.html
Didn't we hear that @Luchini posted on soccer boards? We could solicit her opinion on stuff.
There's also @colicolicoli who adopted that Xabi Alonso smiley.
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