Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

[mastermind]

You sir are a sexual predator.

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[EQ.]

You sir are a sexual predator.

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[yoyoyo1]

legend back home


@ that exchange ^^

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Group projects were always fun. There's an art to acting like you do anything but not do anything at all.

Group papers on the other hand

Only thing I wish I would have done in college was party more honestly. No, really, honestly

 

[Grams]

you better learn that broad

She's allowed

Only thing I wish I would have done in college was party more honestly. No, really, honestly

I have a feeling when I'm done I'm gonna say this but every party I been to was wack as fukk and I don't like going anymore. I'm really questioning my life. Am I doing something wrong

 

[mastermind]

I almost died at a college party. Not alcohol related either (well not by me).

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I have a feeling when I'm done I'm gonna say this but every party I been to was wack as fukk and I don't like going anymore. I'm really questioning my life. Am I doing something wrong

What year are you?

I remember freshman year was sorta fukking terrible. It eventually got better.

 

[Grams]

What year are you?

I remember freshman year was sorta fukking terrible. It eventually got better.

Soph

 

[mastermind]

the baseline for Computer Love

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Soph

Soph year is usually when it starts. Move off campus with roommates, go to house parties every weekend.

Then you turn 21 and bar life begins

 

[EQ.]

Soph year is usually when it starts. Move off campus with roommates, go to house parties every weekend.

Then you turn 21 and bar life begins

House parties You haven't fully embraced college till you've successfully run from Campus Police with a MIP and weed charge hanging over your head.

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[dennis roadman]

if i won the lottery, i'd go to some random state school for some worthless bachelor's degree. i'd be 26 living in a freshman dorm providing alcohol to minors

i'd definitely hook up the kid with photoshop skills so that he'd only make fake IDs with my say-so.

basically what i'm saying is that i'd like to be like nas' crew in omaha in belly, only with beer and fake IDs instead of drugs and guns

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Damn...I've been taking it back to undergrad lately.

Making love to hoes on dancefloors. Beer pong.

I went 12-2 in beirut tonight and that new Strokes song came out...felt like high school/undergrad all over

 

[concise]

As a commuter school graduate, I'm always slightly amused and bemused at the fukkery that goes on at these dorm schools.

 

[Liu Kang]

[...]
Crazy religious types talking about the hell fire coming and needing Jeebus
[...]

Happened to me once

Was getting my Juicy J on (wearing a Ghost rider T-shirt, skulls in flames), minding by business, coming back home after seeing Wu-Tang in concert and actually watching some vids I took from that event on my camera.

One african dude came on the train at one station at some point. The train was kinda empty then after staring at me for some seconds (I was looking at the reflections on the window which is a mirror when it's dark) decided to talk to me about Jesus and the need for me to believe in God and stop wearing those demonic (literally) Tees.

I looked at dude, ignored him, and continued minding my business but dude was still talking to me, trying to save my rotten soul.
Some people on the train were laughing because dude was a nut and I was looking at them like . This embarassing stuff ended two stations after cause he had to leave the train, but damn, dude talked that holy stuff to me for nearly 5 minutes non-stop.

Fortunately, my ignorance game is top notch

That T here :

Maybe I deserved it