Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

[Scottie Drippin]

just found out a girl i was bangin in high school is a redskins cheerleader now

soooo technically i banged a redskins cheerleader, right?

That's the way it works.

 

[Montez]

The day i falsely claim an exclusive on a transfer and have someone congratulate me on it, and then i retweet it, i know i've made it.

That's my Gilver

Sunday Supplement Coates

 

[Sam Peel]

the ball boy

 

[Scottie Drippin]

The plot thickens

 

[AlphaOne]

I just made myself look like a dumb ass seeing this in public.

 

[dennis roadman]

Let's be real, now

believe whatever helps you compensate breh. i wouldn't be able to help, i'm more into smashing nfl cheerleaders

That's the way it works.

the don's validation

 

[Roid Jones]

http://images.*****.org/sp/src/1358976405765.gif

That's my Hazard

 

[Liu Kang]

http://images.*****.org/sp/src/1358976405765.gif

I mean... why was he laying on the ball like that

By the way, link for the holy fire in 320 in my pro for those who're interested.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Just need the one of him walkin behind the goal holdin his ribs and does the same gesture as in this gif

 

[KOTK]

TBF that ref should lose his job. Imagine how much the Chelsea fans paid going to that smackden to be mugged off by some child of the jago and amateur hour by the b*stard in the black. I'd want blood.

 

[Montez]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

*awaits the payoff demands for broken ribs*

 

[KOTK]

That's the way it works.

Nope. He didn't get the excitement of "banging an nfl cheerleader", he banged a woman who went on to become an nfl cheerleader, and tbf, as we've seen by the nature of his post, he knows the differnce himself.

 

[KOTK]

Charlie Morgan™ &#8207 @CharlieM0RGAN @CharlieM0RGAN: I am ballboy player manager tonight and will be playing myself behind the home goals each half
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[Scottie Drippin]

When he dies, and at the pearly gates they roll out that parchment of all the sins he committed, under "Adultery" they'll list names. Her name will be on said list.

'Tis all that matters b.

He's going to hell for that p*ssy. He deserves it.