I hadn't heard of this Erling Haaland kid cause I pretty much only follow soccer for World Cup. Looked it up and the kid has scored 115 goals in 115 games since he turned 19 and joined the senior squad. That's fukking ridiculous.
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You missing out breh. It’s a reason it’s the biggest sport in the world.
Learn the rules and watch Tuesday/Weds for Champions league. Soon you will be like this player who famously said this
Never forget united had a chance to buy him but turned it down bc they wanted a release clause in the contracthe's a beast and he's only 22
when we look back. Well realize Ole wasnt the 1st or 2nd problem at UTD during his tenure
Never forget united had a chance to buy him but turned it down bc they wanted a release clause in the contract
when we look back. Well realize Ole wasnt the 1st or 2nd problem at UTD during his tenure
even looking at what man city paid they got a damn steal. Highway robbery!
Haaland would go for like 200 million euros now
African_brehda
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even looking at what man city paid they got a damn steal. Highway robbery!
Haaland would go for like 200 million euros now
A steal and highway robbery is an understatement. This is like when England stole gold from Africa
African_brehda
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There’s a chance you’d have never heard about him. Norway might never see the World Cup.
12 years from now you find out about some non World Cup playing cac with 700 goals in 700 games and you’d be confused as fukk
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On the benchSounding like Bic Vic might get some minutes tomorrow
It's the early game too
We byke motherfukkers
African_brehda
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Hope for his sake this happens
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No way they pay 100m for him
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Kane would eat in that Bayern system. He deserves better than Spurs so I hope it happens for him.
Ukbrotha
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I dont see this happening. I dont see Bayern paying that and Spurs accepting it. Plus Kane wants PL record.
African_brehda
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I’ve said it before, and I’m saying it again, Kane will forget about that PL goal record for a guaranteed league trophy and a legit shot at the UCL.
What’s the point in being the PL top scorer and never winning the trophy?
You gamble on being EPL top scorer, then Haaland decides to stay at City for 15 years
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Seeing how much they paid for De Ligt and Lucas, I honestly won’t be surprised