Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

[J Money]

Martinez aint 5'9 he looks Torreira height

 

[The Observer]

Great first half for United, look like a totally different team

Martinez aint 5'9 he looks Torreira height

I was thinking the same thing lol, he's played well though

 

[TOAD99]

Rashford and Ronaldo are ass, gotta find a replacement

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Bro we need to bench Rashford and possibly Bruno

The thing is you need the pace up front. Gives everyone more space to play and for the press

 

[NSSVO]

The thing is you need the pace up front. Gives everyone more space to play and for the press

Martial isn’t slow

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Martial isn’t slow

a) He's just come back. This is the absolute worst game to play a player with no match fitness. b) How long can you rely on him to stay fit for more than a 4-6 week period

 

[nyknick]

Elanga missed a wide open goal but Rashford still managed to be the worst United player out there

 

[TobiOT]

 

[gho3st]

How have we been playing since we conceded breh

I dont know, i havent seen yall score any goals

 

[Jean toomer]

I’m sorry VVD ain’t the man he used to be …

 

[NSSVO]

a) He's just come back. This is the absolute worst game to play a player with no match fitness. b) How long can you rely on him to stay fit for more than a 4-6 week period

Well, I’m just talking about right now. In 10 days I assume we will have better options than both of them.

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

United have never lost at home when leading at half time(prem era)

 

[phcitywarrior]

Martinez aint 5'9 he looks Torreira height

Breh, Salah like 5’9 and got at least an 1.5” on him

 

[TobiOT]

Didn't expect Martial to be on the pitch this early.

 

[JDH]

We really signed Man City's worst technical forward and expected him to significantly change our fortunes upfront.

Same guy Pep had more or less attacking the back post at volume and trying to score enough tap-ins to justify having a role in the team.

We rolled out the red carpet for that guy.

What attacker has been successful under Tuchel at Chelsea? Tommy tookz using 100 million dollar signings as training dummies for overlapping fullbacks. Lukaku, Havertz, werner, Pulisic, Ziyech, Sterling etc they're all trash?