Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

[JA_Carter]

Messi & Ronaldo putting their beef to the side to link up & end their careers on a high

 

[noodles]

Harry Maguire shytter off the pitch that on it.. Can't even bribe a foreign jail properly.

Manyoo should cancel this convict's contract.

 

[TobiOT]

 

[The axe murderer]

messi has had it

 

[Trajan]

real talk though. Messi have proven again he doesn't have the mental fortitude of Ronaldo.

this is coming out a few days after they dude his best friend he needs to


he's no goat.

 

[Trajan]

PSG with Neymar Messi and Mbappe

The shirt sales will probably break records

 

[J Money]

It was dumb as hell to have him in the squad anyway regardless of the verdict

But we all know Gareth Southgate is a p*ssy so no surprise he sank when he needed to make a big decision

 

[noodles]

Nah Messi is a legend.. Would love to see him in England.

 

[African_brehda]

 

[The axe murderer]

 

[null]

Koeman reportedly on shaky ground ... already

 

[African_brehda]

And Pep is the only coach Messi will trust with his career at this point

 

[Roid Jones]

Maguire tried to come through like 'i'm kind of a big deal, you know England....Man Utd'

Cops: Never heard of you breh

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Koeman reportedly on shaky ground ... already

Imagine losing Messi over Ronald f#cking Koeman

Bartomeu turned that club into a straight dumpster fire

 

[CEO of Morgan Industries]

I don't know how the Columbus Crew became the punchline in this thread whenever someone jokes about a possibly-washed high-level player having to leave Europe to keep playing, but it gets me every time.

One of those things that will never stop being funny to me.