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Arsenal should absolutely do all they can to sign Auba.
Sanchez might stay if that happens. As long you have decent wingers creating chances for him, he will score.
But that club has no ambition.
Sanchez might stay if that happens. As long you have decent wingers creating chances for him, he will score.
But that club has no ambition.
B. Silva is a good look for city.
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Auba wants CL though. Better chance he goes to milan then woolwich
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Bernado Silva apparently gonna sign with Man City
Morata to Milan? Come on cuz have some fukking ambition and heart he can go to a much better club
one hope goodbye for Barca, maybe Gomes will be in Barca for years
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pay millions for star players and still be shyt brehs
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They called off the parade because of the Manchester bombing dumb fukk.
We stil the PL champs and have the best manager in the league
That's not a recent picture you dumb fukkThey called off the parade because of the Manchester bombing dumb fukk.
We stil the PL champs and have the best manager in the league
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If this happens, it would be a textbook Juve move. Buy a good player when their stock is low, and then put them in a position to play to at their full potential once they land in Turin. I still believe Rafa has the ability to be a top 10 midfielder if he can ever stay healthy and get consistent playing time.
The jokes write themselves
Harry Redknapp wants to sign Benoit Assou-Ekotto — but defender is more interested in becoming a porn star
Harry Redknapp says he wants to sign former Tottenham Hotspur defender Benoit Assou-Ekotto for Birmingham City – but that the player has told him he is more interested in a career in pornography.
The Cameroon full-back signed a one-year contract with Metz at the start of the 2016/17 season, and previously played under Redknapp at both Spurs and Queens Park Rangers.
The 33-year-old is renowned for being something of a maverick and has previously spoken openly about how he doesn’t consider football to be a passion and how he instead treats his career as a professional player as “just a job”.
Redknapp jumps for joy as Birmingham beat Bristol to dodge the drop
And now Redknapp has revealed that the defender, who represented Cameroon 24 times, has set his sights on an altogether different career.
When asked if there was a chance of Birmingham signing the veteran full-back, Redknapp told the Spurs Show podcast: “The only trouble is that he’s admitted he wants to be a pornstar.
“Maybe I can get another year out of him before he decides to do that.
“What a good player. He could well end up in the Birmingham colours next year, Benoit.”
Redknapp has joked the defender is considering a career in porn (Getty)
Assou-Ekotto wouldn’t be the first footballer to express an interest in adult entertainment.
Last season, the Brazilian centre-back Anderson Conceicao made headlines when he revealed that former Real Mallorca manager Joaquin Caparros used pornography to try and motivate his players before a La Liga game against Athletic Bilbao.
“In the team talk ahead of the game Caparros showed us a video with images from a porn film. We were shocked, we didn't understand anything of what we were watching.
“He told us: ‘On the pitch, you need to play as hard as this guy’, and he pointed at the screen.”
Harry Redknapp wants to sign Assou-Ekotto - but footballer is more interested in becoming a pornstar
Harry Redknapp says he wants to sign former Tottenham Hotspur defender Benoit Assou-Ekotto for Birmingham City – but that the player has told him he is more interested in a career in pornography.
The Cameroon full-back signed a one-year contract with Metz at the start of the 2016/17 season, and previously played under Redknapp at both Spurs and Queens Park Rangers.
The 33-year-old is renowned for being something of a maverick and has previously spoken openly about how he doesn’t consider football to be a passion and how he instead treats his career as a professional player as “just a job”.
Redknapp jumps for joy as Birmingham beat Bristol to dodge the drop
And now Redknapp has revealed that the defender, who represented Cameroon 24 times, has set his sights on an altogether different career.
When asked if there was a chance of Birmingham signing the veteran full-back, Redknapp told the Spurs Show podcast: “The only trouble is that he’s admitted he wants to be a pornstar.
“Maybe I can get another year out of him before he decides to do that.
“What a good player. He could well end up in the Birmingham colours next year, Benoit.”
Redknapp has joked the defender is considering a career in porn (Getty)
Assou-Ekotto wouldn’t be the first footballer to express an interest in adult entertainment.
Last season, the Brazilian centre-back Anderson Conceicao made headlines when he revealed that former Real Mallorca manager Joaquin Caparros used pornography to try and motivate his players before a La Liga game against Athletic Bilbao.
“In the team talk ahead of the game Caparros showed us a video with images from a porn film. We were shocked, we didn't understand anything of what we were watching.
“He told us: ‘On the pitch, you need to play as hard as this guy’, and he pointed at the screen.”
Harry Redknapp wants to sign Assou-Ekotto - but footballer is more interested in becoming a pornstar