Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World

[Grams]

Have you HAD a pop yet? Or is the sitting down and not saying anything the initial pop?

Technically no :lallana:

You gotta understand that I'm at a disadvantage compared to regular guys when it comes to women breh. Lemme strategize

more of the latter

:nts:

 

[dennis roadman]

Technically no :lallana:

You gotta understand that I'm at a disadvantage compared to regular guys when it comes to women breh. Lemme strategize

:nts:

your only disadvantage is being from new york, where there's a dearth of arable soil

 

[Grams]

your only disadvantage is being from new york, where there's a dearth of arable soil

you man and these produce pick up lines

 

[dennis roadman]

you man and these produce pick up lines

have you tried it yet tho?

 

[Grams]

have you tried it yet tho?

Breh I'm trying to have the slightest chance at bagging. I haven't and won't try :mitraillette:

 

[dennis roadman]

Breh I'm trying to have the slightest chance at bagging. I haven't and won't try :mitraillette:

you need more confidence breh

i got you

 

[Premeditated]

Boy boy boy, Cavani is trash. And he has the nerves to say hes being played out of position. Well hes had his chances whenever Ibra isn't playing and hes always wasteful

 

[Grams]

you need more confidence breh

i got you

I'ma do it


Not to her though I need to test run it first I'm bout to look like the biggest waaaaaaaasteman

 

[nyknick]

Pjanic just styling on them out there

Demonic Eyebrow Alert

Zdenek Zeman still not giving a fukk

 

[dennis roadman]

I'ma do it


Not to her though I need to test run it first I'm bout to look like the biggest waaaaaaaasteman

once you realize looking like a wasteman is not that big of a deal, life gets more

there will always be some people who just dont fukk with you. might as well be some random female you prolly wont see much of anyway

 

[Grams]

@nyknick just went full @Diddly Drogba

@horse. kills you right breh. When I get to be your age I wanna be as wise as you

 

[dennis roadman]

@nyknick just went full @Diddly Drogba

@horse. kills you right breh. When I get to be your age I wanna be as wise as you

im well under 30, i just studied under the masters from a young age

it's where i get my hands from

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Speaking of not talking to women...I saw one of my high school fling type tings (*shudders*) running around the park today. We both looked at each other initially, and it was that first, "Huh was that so and so?" Then she came around the path and looked at her again, yep

Then of course I ran the entire next lap thinking if I should say something, and we came around again and just gave her the eyebrows up acknowledging her and she gave the ...

Sorry I thought this post was gonna be a lot more interesting. It's not so I'm just gonna stop :ffs:

 

[dennis roadman]

Speaking of not talking to women...I saw one of my high school fling type tings (*shudders*) running around the park today. We both looked at each other initially, and it was that first, "Huh was that so and so?" Then she came around the path and looked at her again, yep

Then of course I ran the entire next lap thinking if I should say something, and we came around again and just gave her the eyebrows up acknowledging her and she gave the ...

Sorry I thought this post was gonna be a lot more interesting. It's not so I'm just gonna stop :ffs:

was she your first pawg?

what were her eyebrows like?

did you ever find out what that thang smelled like?

i just went full coli

on the coli

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

hey @yoyoyo1 a couple months ago(?) you posted a book in here about early american soccer, like with the soccer wars and shyt. what was it called?