Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World

[Liu Kang]

 

[Liu Kang]

you nikkas are starting to take this shyt too far...WC is upon us, national teams are being announced and yall in here fukkin around

 

[Scottie Drippin]

you nikkas are starting to take this shyt too far...WC is upon us, national teams are being announced and yall in here fukkin around

 

[Liu Kang]

@Liu Kang[...]





do you know this guy?

No and I wished I didn't
That's bad beyond comprehension.

 

[CBSkyline]

 

[RealAssanova]

No pork - gonna be tough cuz I love bacon
No alcohol - hate alcohol good riddance
No sex before marriage - Gives me a valid excuse to not get p*ssy

GOAT RELIGION

@Tuaminator @RealAssanova :theweeknd:


When June 28 comes around though :lallana: :longforman:

you converted fam?

welcome to da club ya akhi.

dapped + repped

 

[Montez]

im pleasuring myself with all these fingers and hands in here

 

[Gilver]

A profile piece i've written for a uni assignment about ex Gretna(and real salt lake, so may be of a little interest to youssss) Kenny Deuchar aka THE GOOD DOCTOR.

Have a read if you're so inclined and let me know what you think

 

[Yayo Toure]

Got my worries for Germany. Italy got their souls and they lack that dynamic player (Aguero, Messi, Suarez, Eddie Johnson, Benzema) to score and create goals. I even doubt if they have the defense to win.

Think Brazil taking it.

I see what you did there

 

[OneManGang]

Got my worries for Germany. Italy got their souls and they lack that dynamic player (Aguero, Messi, Suarez, Eddie Johnson, Benzema) to score and create goals. I even doubt if they have the defense to win.

Think Brazil taking it.

Brazil look uninspiring as fukk. Shaky defense, shaky forwards, no creativity (Oscar and Willian look the most creative behind Neymar). I agree with Germany too though. Where the goals gonna come from? Klose is like 50 now. Even if he just being asked to be that big fulcrum...thats a lot of dependence on goals form midfield.

 

[Gilver]

Just got a lovely text from the ex informing me she's now with someone else.

Yeah alright love


It's definitely not the 4 days i've just spent snapchatting pictures of me with girls much better than you or anything


These bytches

 

[EQ.]

 

[yoyoyo1]

@Gilver has the tone of someone who has just discovered this whole dating lark

good on you lad

 

[Gilver]

Mate if that dainty little finger of yours has ever touched a vagina i'll eat not one, but TWO hats.

I genuinely think i've probably shagged more birds in the last week than you have in your life

 

[Gilver]

LOL.

She just rang me. Asked if i'd watched 24 yet lol...i laughed and said no and hung up.

You done played dem cards wrong babe.