Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World

[mastermind]

Is it legal in the UK? She is clearly a slut, so I say you just got #StringentonSluts and get in and get out, if it is legal.

 

[Microfracture]

So lads...i have a dilemma. Was talking to this bird, got her off POF, said she was 19. We arranged to meet on a night out and we did briefly until she got kicked out over some ID trouble, she said she got back in but lost her phone so i couldn't find her again, but whatever i ended up going home with someone else anyway.

So i'm talking to my mate and he points out something suspicious that never really occurred to me about the ID thing. He reckons she's younger.

So after some light questioning she reveals she's 17(this after saying 18 then lowering it again).

Mates...that's an 8 year age gap. It's on a plate if i want it....

What do i do, people of OFT decide

#WickedOnWenches

I don't know how they get down in merry ol' England but round these parts if you get jammed up, they'll send you to a place thats #BrazenonBooty and nobody wants that. Chalk her out.

 

[Ukbrotha]

PSG looking like at Jose's comments.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Is it legal in the UK? She is clearly a slut, so I say you just got #StringentonSluts and get in and get out, if it is legal.

16 is the legal age over here

 

[mastermind]

16 is the legal age over here

its time to go #hellishonhussy then

 

[Gilver]

Cool, i was just looking for validation.

I was always gonna do it tbf

 

[Gilver]

Probably a concern that the older i get the younger birds i fukk, though.

I'll be a paedo in a couple of years.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

#wickedonwhippersnappers

 

[Microfracture]

Probably a concern that the older i get the younger birds i fukk, though.

I'll be a paedo in a couple of years.

We'll all be washed up wishing we had done more later in life so now is the time to be #CausticOnKunts.


And at this point I need a thesaurus so I'm done.

 

[Gilver]

Sitting in my kitchen posting this from my phone because i can't be arsed cleaning the sick off my bed.

I'm not sure this is the life i want.

She was like 5ft as well(i'm 6'3")

Decent looking though, cracking t*ts.

Fat bytches, midgets and teenagers.

#Life

#TheDreamLivesOn


Ffs...

 

[Mané Swagincha]

A bit of whats going on in BH today..

I'll translate for you brehs free of charge too, I'm feeling that good suddenly.

Not much to say about this one

Play on words here with their nickname Galão and an actual big gallon next to its only "title" (titulo = "id card"

The book of Eli-minated

They brought Anelka along!!!




@Don Rhymus You brought this on yourself

 

[yoyoyo1]

wow, those brazilian struggle memes are pretty hilarious lol

 

[Scottie Drippin]

 

[#DatGuyWelbz]

looks like hazard gon get the boot. mourinho already sending shots at the kid.

the downfall has started for moureen.

 

[yoyoyo1]

Sporting KC CEO Robb Heineman says MLS can increase popularity by "Americanizing" broadcasts | MLSsoccer.com

“The way we believe that [lower ratings] can change is if you Americanize the broadcast a bit, give you tighter angles and tighter shots on what's going on in the game,” he said. “Where we really see that in-stadium is when we have people who sit close, the first two or three rows, and sit down at the Field Club. They come up and they say, 'I'm not a huge soccer fan, and I certain never understood the speed and physicality that these players play.'

“And so I think some of that has to reflect through on the broadcast,” he went on, “to allow us to get not only the core fans, the die-hard fans, but also the casual fans and non-soccer fans to spend some time watching our broadcasts.”

I don't disagree. I'm watching the Rayo/Bilbao game right now and it positively looks like slow motion soccer. And you know if anyone can pull it off it's gonna be the Americans.