Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World

Grams

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Chelsea :mjlol:

Liverpool will probably win, I'd like to care more but I don't.

Felt like a little bytch today brehs. Went to go watch Under the Skin today (they pushed it back a week, and an aside I just gotta say how lucky you LA and NYC brehs are. Like fukking pulling teeth getting those small distributor/studio movies out here. Grand Budapest been at the artsy theater now for fukking ages now. I've seen it twice in that time but ffs they could've had a bunch of movies in that timeframe) and I walk up to the theater and there's some 16 year old breh loitering outside and he's like, "Hey man, they won't let me buy a ticket because I'm not 17 :why:. I write film reviews for a blog and I need to see this movie. Think you can buy me a ticket? :mjpls:"

I was astounded, mainly because I was taken aback that a 16 year old was writing film reviews and I could respect that regardless of whether or not his reviews were any good and I commended him being a critic at a young age.

I stammered a bit, "I mean...I guess? :avbehh:"

A wave of disgust washed over his face, which pretty much said to me "Buy me a ticket nikka :stopitslime:"

I half expected him to be like
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So I grabbed his 20 and walked in, the ticket lady was giving me the :stopitslime: look as well, presumably because she saw the whole thing go down and knew what was up. I saw that look and locked up, didn't even try, "One for Under the Skin, 11 o clock :ffs:".

I returned outside and was like, "Sorry bruh, they knew the game :snoop:" as I handed him back his 20. He scoffed and walked off like I'd just pissed in his birthday cake batter or something. Question your manhood and charm because you tried and failed to impress a 16 year old film critic brehs
 

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pay no mind, his brain has puréed by too much brazilian nationalistic bullshyt

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My goons goin be out to get you once you cross into that Playststion Network

:ufdup:


You've adopted the heat. :birdman:

I was born in it. :demonic:

Molded by it. :demonic:

We focusing on @yoyoyo1 now scrilla, let us reunite with the brotherhoods of Sao Paulo to bash the skulls of haters such as this one player

I still got one eye on you

:leostare:

name one then :heh:

the nerve of YOU to talk about nationalistic bullshyt

What you say he do?

:demonic:
 

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:wtb:

My goons goin be out to get you once you cross into that Playststion Network

:ufdup:




We focusing on @yoyoyo1 now scrilla, let us reunite with the brotherhoods of Sao Paulo to bash the skulls of haters such as this one player

I still got one eye on you

:leostare:



What you say he do?

:demonic:
many people are scared to go to brazil because they hear of violence, corruption, trannies.

but @yoyoyo1. no. he is not scared of these things. in fact he would face them down with two feet firmly planted.

@yoyoyo1 is scared to go there because he's afraid he'll meet someone who can name every player and physio in Serie B and each of their respective strengths and weaknesses. he's afraid of the guy who spends 6 weeks designing the tifo for a mickey mouse club like ponte preta. he knows his identity will be stripped bare with emotional acetone if he ever met the guy that won Football Manager playing with Paranaense

so excuse him please. let man live :yeshrug:
 

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many people are scared to go to brazil because they hear of violence, corruption, trannies.

but @yoyoyo1. no. he is not scared of these things. in fact he would face them down with two feet firmly planted.

@yoyoyo1 is scared to go there because he's afraid he'll meet someone who can name every player and physio in Serie B and each of their respective strengths and weaknesses. he's afraid of the guy who spends 6 weeks designing the tifo for a mickey mouse club like ponte preta. he knows his identity will be stripped bare with emotional acetone if he ever met the guy that won Football Manager playing with Paranaense

so excuse him please. let man live :yeshrug:

I was looking at Vasco's squad for today hoping I'd find that bum Juninho (the OG overrated one) and get a good laugh in, but I learned he had retired :(


won't lie I had a massive impulse to follow the Serie B games but held off and ended up wasting my time on equally useless pursuits like a boring NBA and MLS game, and when I saw every single early game ended in a draw I felt a bit vindicated :leon:
 

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Life is too short brehs. A dude I went to college with died yesterday at 29 (bout to be 30). He was a good dude and full of life, and then its over. You really shouldnt cry over the small stuff or minor defeats that happen in your life. They are only minor and temporary.

That was directed at you @Grams.
 

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Life is too short brehs. A dude I went to college with died yesterday at 29 (bout to be 30). He was a good dude and full of life, and then its over. You really shouldnt cry over the small stuff or minor defeats that happen in your life. They are only minor and temporary.

That was directed at you @Grams.
this should be directed at united, city, arsenal, and chelsea fans in here :to:

























unless jose brings us CL again and then me and @SCORCH can just die happy
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