Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

I'll be about that quad life by xmas..should do a mini oft league...nothing major, but the bantz could be cos everyone will have the same console






Oh and uk brehs...GO see derren brown if you ever get the opportunity to, just came back from his show and it was the best birthday present i've ever been given...he took a wet yellow diaorreah sh1te on mediums and their whole swag...was telling ppl deep secrets about their lives like it was nothing, all for the purpose of showing it was all bullsh1t and anyone with the right amount of pyschological training could do it

Made a nicca under a wide awake concious trance believe he was holding a cotton glove in a box when he was really holding a wedge tarantula sized spider

Made the same nicca think he was holding a teaspoon when he was really holding a ladel


Made the same nicca believe he was holding a violin in this same small box when there was nothing there ....man was like looking into the empty box cos he really did think he was holding a violin, describing the surface, textures, the strings and all sorts

Derren brown also had top tier showmanship skills, was dropping mad subtle gay jokes and had even the most homophobic conservative types in the crowd enamoured on some ish...brilliant stuff

And to my US bretheren, go check out his stuff on youtube, esp the trick or treat series

Classics are off the top of my head

The time he mindfucced/manipulated people into robbing a security van

The one where he made a woman believe she was her own spirit and was watching/walking around the crime scene of her own death via car crash

The time he mindfucced a guy into believing there was a real life zombie apocalypse after he fell into a trance playing a rigged arcade machine

 

[Hater]

Wait what? Y'all already dropped the first podcast?

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

derren brown is fake breh

all actors

 

[yoyoyo1]

hey brazilians, where is the accent that over-pronounces the R in a weird way from? they do r's the same way quebecois use r's in french

a weird stress like "uuuuuuuuhhhhrrrrr"


"rangers" would be "ranguhhhhhhrrrrrrrs"

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

derren brown is fake breh

all actors

link?

The psychological manipulation on people is fake? Word? Cos i was on the stage for a while and i don't know that breh

If you was talking from the 'magic' angle then what type do you take me for?

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

All i know is all his tv show shyt is fake, that latest thing he did where he hypnotised a guy for a week got exposed as a actor

all that robbing security van shyt aswell.

was this just a live show for the people in attendance?

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

All i know is all his tv show shyt is fake, that latest thing he did where he hypnotised a guy for a week got exposed as a actor

all that robbing security van shyt aswell.

was this just a live show for the people in attendance?

Yeah


Man was throwing frisbee's into the crowd as a way to determine who got picked


And in some cases, the crowd member who caught the frisbee would then have to throw it themselves...there's 0 chance of him having control over that


He also made a guy who claimed to have played poker for about 6 years deal himself a losing set of cards and give a full house to his opponent (a girl who'd never played in her life), whilst being able to see the cards as they were being dealt and then swap cards between his own set and hers after they'd been placed onto the table lmao

Dude was fidgeting in his seat on the stage afterwards and you could tell he was mad embarassed that he just sonned himself in front of 2000 people in the exact way derren told him he would. That whole part of the show was about derren showing us how he ended up getting banned from the majority of the casinos in the uk in his 20's

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

might have to check it out

Im going to catch that frisbee

his tv show exposures made me think he was a complete fraud

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Derren Brown. Googled him, can't get past his twattish facial hair. I'll pass.

But you can't blame me. You never really hear in the States about people gushing about magicians, mentalists, illusionists, the like. Last time people did was when The Prestige was still a thing.

But it's mainly because of that movie Now You See Me, and because magicians have long been on the list of people to ridicule along with individuals wearing affliction clothing, the Kardashians, Nic Cage, Dan Brown, Michael Bay, anyone who tries out for the Real World with a straight face and politicians.

That said is Lance Burton still around? I remember when they had him on major networks at prime time doing tricks and things that never really caught on.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

I see the Uk have their own version of David Blaine, Dynamo or Dynamic..and he is Trash..lol

 

[yoyoyo1]

London Grammar

the things I find with a random "related videos" click. How would I even find out about this stuff as it's happening?

 

[dennis roadman]

so i copped that quatro brehs

not playin anyone until i get to 1st division online i'll be ready

@yoyoyo1 gonna need some more context for that accent. people from rio have a silent R, might be like what you said when they're elongating it

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

London Grammar

the things I find with a random "related videos" click. How would I even find out about this stuff as it's happening?

At the home of the internets busiest music nerd

 

[Grams]

United mandem it's in our best interest to root hard for Everton tomorrow

 

[gho3st]

United mandem it's in our best interest to root hard for Everton tomorrow

moyes has been asked to at least get Europa by the owners.