Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World

[Gilver]

Galaxy: Hey David, we really need you in training.

D-Beck: fukk that, Bradley Wiggins won the tour de france, i have to record a congratulations message, it's my place as a national icon

 

[Gilver]

Galaxy: Hey Bex, we got a big game comin up, we'll really need you.

Bex: fukk that, i have to go look sexy in the opening ceremony, in london, england, where i'm from

 

[Gilver]

Galaxy: Hey david, how you feeling ahead of this weeks game, you ok to play?

Becks: Well, i'm immensely proud to represent my country, England, i grew up there.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

He's shyt

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Hazard looking fraudly out there

 

[Ohms Law]

European champions?

 

[mastermind]

Eddie Johnson

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Chelsea looking fraudly out there

 

[yoyoyo1]

and to Eddie Johnson of all people

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Eddie Johnson will finally get luv from Fulham fans

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Hazard is clearly a flop. We dodged a bullet

Marin as well. Irritating little player.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Cold summer in London.

RDM already exposed

Marin as well. Irritating little player.

I actually rate Marin a bit. Not as some world beater, but he'll consistently dribble himself troubling positions and has a motor.

Hazard's stepovers are looking real and he's slow as shyt when put up against actual athletes.

I'm now resigned to the belief that we negotiated with him just to drive up interest and pin an overpriced debacle onto a rival.

Who wants Lucas Moura

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

EJ dapped up JT

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Marin as well. Irritating little player.

Too greedy. Gunna need 4 balls out there, 1 for the team and 1 each for Marin, Hazard and Sturridge if they are all on the pitch at the sametime