Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World

[blues_funk_reggae]

So under normal conditions we would have a world cup champion by now?

 

[MikelArteta]

I'm guessing Eriksen was told of our transfer plans and decided to join us?

































Oh who am I kidding, he's getting paid a lot of money.

3 years for a guy with a pacemaker and whose 30 years old

 

[nyknick]

maybe man u can get timo werner on a swap so we can see him and rashford miss sitters every week

@SCORCH Timo for Ronaldo, who says no?


I would take that swap in a second.

 

[Ill-Yaz]

So we have so far signed a free transfer who no other top club was chasing.

We have also signed a back up LB.

Mind you, this is at a time when we are millions of miles away from the likes of City and Liverpool.

No wonder Ronaldo wants to leave this mess

 

[FaygoMI]

Anyone going to Arsenal v Everton in Baltimore or Chelsea v Arsenal I'm Orlando?

 

[African_brehda]

Ronaldo needs to wear the number 9 at Chelsea

 

[SCORCH]

@SCORCH Timo for Ronaldo, who says no?


I would take that swap in a second.

You gotta come up off multiple assets for this trade to work, playboy.

* looks up the current Man Utd squad *

On second thoughts, no thanks.

Genuinely wouldn't want any of your players. Didn't realise Utd were that bad.

 

[nyknick]

You gotta come up off multiple assets for this trade to work, playboy.

* looks up the current Man Utd squad *

On second thoughts, no thanks.

Genuinely wouldn't want any of your players. Didn't realise Utd were that bad.

All facts

You are trying to sign Dutch Harry Maguire from Juventus though

 

[SCORCH]

All facts

You are trying to sign Dutch Harry Maguire from Juventus though

We've been gazumped by Bayern


We keep trying to sign duds but the universe won't allow.

 

[NSSVO]

Lmao fukk FOOTBALL

 

[merklman]

Who's this premier league player arrested for rape in North London

29 yrs old and is due to play at the WC in Nov. . . Xhaka?

 

[Gilver]

Who's this premier league player arrested for rape in North London

29 yrs old and is due to play at the WC in Nov. . . Xhaka?

This random account posted this, THIS MORNING, before literally any news of this broke.

 

[Premeditated]

I'm guessing Eriksen was told of our transfer plans and decided to join us?

































Oh who am I kidding, he's getting paid a lot of money.

typical United signing

sign a midfielder who loses the ball and is not persistent when you already Bruno Westbrook breh

 

[thatrapsfan]

Who's this premier league player arrested for rape in North London

29 yrs old and is due to play at the WC in Nov. . . Xhaka?

Either Son, Partey, or Xhaka based on the description

 

[Trajan]

3 years for a guy with a pacemaker and whose 30 years old

Eriksen told them make it worth it or I'm staying at Brentford

Man U