Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - Arne Slot is a Bald Fraud

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best soccer names

1. Jackson Martinez

big fan of last names as first names, except the brazilians kill it with 27 andersons. must be non-brazilian

2. Shaq Coulthirst

spurs reserve, if he ever becomes something he'll take the #1

JM is Colombian, used to play for Chiapas a few years ago
 

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I know, that's why I specified non-Brazilian first-last names :hsh:

I know a Colombian breh named Jefferson. That is so cool :heh:

naming your kids after english first names is some hood shyt in south america. like how hoodboogers here have fake french names

and a girl from france told me french hoodboogers name their kids brandon and tyrone
 

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yea, people only watch for big names, or maybe most of their fanbase is British expats


Cheering on Porto and the breh Jackson Martinez :dj2:

Watched the Champions League weekly show yesterday and he came across well. Good lad :obama:
 

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the pitch is pretty slippery... them sneaky Germans

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naming your kids after english first names is some hood shyt in south america. like how hoodboogers here have fake french names

and a girl from france told me french hoodboogers name their kids brandon and tyrone

Maicon Douglas Sisenando. According to legend, he was supposed to be named after the actor Michael Douglas, only for his father to be misunderstood when registering the birth.

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