Skip is an asexual..
Skip's a fakkit and dat "Ernistine" bytch prolly gotta strap and be blowin dat clown's back out on da reg. He prolly wears a Lebron mask and has her wear a mask of himself while she's diggin in his colon as he's hurlin out insults at da mirror.
Skip Bayless is already getting started on twitter with the jokes. First Take is gonna be good tomorrow.....